Twitter | Search | |
Search Refresh
Thea M. Stonerock 3h
Reply Retweet Like
El Directora Oct 4
Question ... Who are these people and why are they posted up and camped out complete with chairs and snacks on the field IN OUR ENDZONE?
Reply Retweet Like
Marina Carrasco-Burge Feb 14
Happy Valentine’s Day to the only men I allow to repeatedly disappoint me. Let’s pull it together guys.
Reply Retweet Like
KohaiKate 16h
I’m still waiting for to DM me back to tell me how I can help him out with something... 19hrs give or take since I responded to his request for help... yup, won’t be long now 😂
Reply Retweet Like
Jason Stokes Mar 1
What do you and this book have in common? . . . . You're both gonna have a broken spine if you interrupt my reading again.
Reply Retweet Like
Zach Stonerock Jun 27
My reaction when I walk into a store on the first day of the 4th of July sale and 94.5% of all the paint they’ve sold is BEHR.
Reply Retweet Like
Brit Nicole May 10
People seem to think I'm upset about being single and turning 30. No, I'm upset because I still haven't gotten to fly around on a dragon yet! ....someone find me a dragon for my birthday.
Reply Retweet Like
MRS. Hippie Farmer Nov 14
If my childhood could be summed up in a vehicle, this would be it! My dad would throw us in this van and we traveled all over the country! Now I’m thinking about how deprived my kids are without this van. - let’s discuss. 😂😂😂 .....
Reply Retweet Like
Jennifer Burns 12 Dec 18
When I grow up, I want to be like my 12-year-old 😳
Reply Retweet Like
Michael Warth 19 Dec 18
A big part of me says I need to balance a healthier lifestyle so that I’ll have the energy to make the content I want to make. 😂😂😂 But then the pizza shows up and I forgot what I was saying.
Reply Retweet Like
Corrine Aug 10
I just finished the Hulu documentary on the Mendez brothers and my mind is reeling... we need a series on this! Point of personal privilege, you’re the only one I trust to present everything unbiased and factual 😂😂
Reply Retweet Like
Jocelyn Sharpe Sep 17
An ode to : Say my name, say my name If no one is around you Say baby I love you If you ain't runnin' game Say my name, say my name You actin' kinda shady Ain't callin' me baby Why the sudden change
Reply Retweet Like
Shayla Hyde May 8
So I have to get new tights made. Due to the fact that my thighs made my shorts to tight. I need somebody to draw me a version of me anime style so I can see how much it will cost to get that put on my ass 😂 comment your picture of me 😁😀
Reply Retweet Like
Mahala Egr 10 Jan 19
It’s hard when all your friends are married and with kids...like who am I suppose to call to get a marg on a Thursday?! 🤷🏽‍♀️
Reply Retweet Like
Anne Ortelee 14 Feb 19
Be careful everyone: the baby you make tonight could be a Scorpio.
Reply Retweet Like
զʊɛɛռ ʄօʟǟ 🤎⚜️ Feb 19
That’s why I’m picky bout whose blunt I smoke after
Reply Retweet Like
Rachel Kowert, PhD Apr 15
I just got home from going out to dinner with my four-year-old and almost two-year-old by myself. What was I thinking and where is my medal?
Reply Retweet Like
Gin & Rocephin💉😷 20 Jan 19
At work yesterday, one of the aides stole a houseplant off the nurse's station desk and my coworker yelled, "I know you're running off to have photosynthesex!" 😆🌿🍆
Reply Retweet Like
Ann Marie Merkle Nov 25
Reply Retweet Like
Melany Myers Feb 24
When you get test results from a doc & they give you the wrong results. You had ONE job jacknuts! 🤨
Reply Retweet Like