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Jim S. 4h
Dearest wife, Our brigade has been sent to California for the riots. Please send supplies! SPF and shades in short supply! We will carry on. Love and miss you!
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DivorcedFromJustice 17h
Dearest Auntie Over yonder are the red caps guarding the polls, arguing over their secret voting maps, hoping their battle plan prevents the resisters from taking back their voting rights. The battle will be fierce, but if each of us votes itโ€™s worth it
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Lynda Franka Oct 19
Replying to @RepRaulGrijalva
My love; It appears the Red Hats have assembled in Montana to praise their leader and hear his stories of past battles. The sadness overwhelms us but we bravely carry on and focus on a major battle 18 days hence. I miss you.
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DivorcedFromJustice 16h
Dear Auntie At daybreak, we march 2 Dodge, where the redcaps have removed all the polling places We plan 2 requisition school buses and bike rental company stock 2 make sure every voter gets 2 the polls. Hungry for Reeseโ€™s; send any leftover Halloween candy
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Chris Wilson Oct 15
Dearest love: There's signs that this war won't be ending anytime soon. It appears that the redcaps get dumber and dumber each time. It must be all that covfefe in the air. Please pray for us.
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DivorcedFromJustice 17h
Dearest Auntie Soon itโ€™s my shift 2 stand night guard while the MN Native Americans install street signs such as Big Bear Lane and Bald Eagle Boulevard. Rumor has it that their new IDs will proudly state their street names and photos w/full Native costume
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๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธCount Cromula๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ Oct 12
Replying to @wvjoe911 @rebmy75
Wear whatever you wore for The Second Civil War.
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HaggardLou Oct 15
My dearest, don't worry I have not gone hungry as our squad leader Donald Trump junior has shot an elephant so we were all able to eat. And by the way the zoo is rad, we have to come here when this is all over.
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Lisa M Fernandes Oct 12
Replying to @MollyJongFast
Yes, this twitter moment was right up there with in terms of .
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Col. Donales Jedidiah Trumf Oct 13
Personal Journal, Robert E Lee was the best of generals. Even though his refusal to take his army south of Virginia was 1 of the many reasons the South lost the war. Being a bunch of hate-filled, gullible rubes was the largest of reasons.
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Julie Crow Oct 17
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abbot stmichel 20h
Dear BettyJo, we knew that this time would come. I have made potato salad for the gathering, and shall dutifully report to my polling place on Nov 6th. We will be home soon, the red hats have lost their moral compasses and are running scared.
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Radio Free Pennsylvania T Oct 20
Respectfully disagree. Two weeks before the election not the time to surrender. Remember last summer's heroes chronicled in the and pick up your musket, soldier. Dude, do not delete ... bring back the fact-based world.
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Rosethorn's Revelatory Service Oct 20
Replying to @sox_tm
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RiderInBlack76 Oct 18
Their sad version of turned out to be mostly oblivious and mean; though a few were funny, even fewer showed self-awareness, let alone self-effacing humor.
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Amanda Blount ๐ŸŒŠ Oct 18
Awesome use of !! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡I love it!! Take the Second Civil War to the polls! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’™
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Sue Ann Hart Oct 18
Replying to @amandablount2 @Kanew
So nice that women can vote now
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ENorthFL Oct 18
Replying to @Nell7619 @jones7955
Agreed Nell. I miss my old account sometimes, but I loved the more than anything on twitter to date.
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Amanda Blount ๐ŸŒŠ Oct 17
I'm not sure why is rising again, but since it is, let me remind every Democrat that the Second Civil War begins now & it begins w/ your vote at your poll! Also, feel free to read why I created the hashtag. ๐Ÿ‘‰Get angry! !
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Amanda Blount ๐ŸŒŠ Oct 17
Oh yes, David! If you need a big belly laugh, please visit the hashtag . It's the one and the only thing I'm known for creating, so please enjoy! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’™
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