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Sarah Lauer Jun 11
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Joseph Karnilowicz Feb 16
Replying to @NathanHRubin
The second Civil War creeped on, sputtering as the other side continued hemorrhaging men. The muttering of the mad man about his insistent walls—using executive overreach to get even MORE, not cause he had too...continued to jeopardize our enemies ranks.
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Steve Redmond Jan 31
Dear Son: The President has opened a new front in his “War on Intelligence”. After his loss to General Pelosi at the battle of LaGuardia, morale is low and the President seems disoriented, contradicting his own troops and mumbling “A wall is a wall”!
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DivorcedFromJustice Jan 1
. Actually, your inspired my New Year resolution of REAL snail mail letters to friends and family.
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Steve Redmond Feb 14
General Mueller: It was a bad day for the Republic. General McConnell demoted himself to waterboy and indicated he would be carrying water for the Mad King during construction of a wall meant to prevent the sky from falling. Send more indictments.
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Wyatt Derp May 17
Replying to @egavactip
There’s always
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Rachel Strom Dec 31
Replying to @Sherrishaw14 @funder
Definitely That was a highlight of my year!
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Mary Ellen Maatman Feb 16
Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA
The were brilliant.
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#PardonProof #ReleaseTheMuellerReportNow Mar 24
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Chris Wilson Jan 21
Dearest love: I know it's been a long time since I wrote to you. I have been forced to eat hamberders, some guy named Forrest is catching flack for the fires in California and now Mexico was never going to foot the bill. Sheesh!
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EEE AYY EMM Dec 13
Replying to @MrsRabbitResist
Didn’t we already do this?
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Igore Jan 28
Dearest mother, The Red Hats have developed a level of encryption so complex that they publicly display it to taunt the opposition. I feel if a cipher is not soon found then all will be lost. We believe the covfefe holds the key.
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Robin Dake Feb 17
I wonder if the Library of Congress will shelve next to . Important historical record to be kept!
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Wyatt Derp May 26
Replying to @profagagne @jason_a_w
For a quality entertainment form of art on this topic see
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WhatIsHappening 🌐 Mar 13
I cannot describe it mother. They come to our platform bedraggled, uninformed, lied to by that ran throughout their platforms like dysentery. They babble about uranium one.
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DivorcedFromJustice May 26
Dearest Auntie After months of worried wait, I was awakened from my Sunday stupor (pre-coffee) 2 get ready to receive orders to make our move. The question is, will I be surveilling the tiki-torch garrison or do court file reconnoissance
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Carolyn Neumann Mar 4
A lovely gift from a friend and her kids, all Alpacas after my own heart. ❤
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Mark Budman Jan 1
The first pub off 2019. Don't read it if you like or hate politics. '' by Mark Budman on
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Igore Feb 5
Dearest Mother, We've cracked the code of the through use of the covfefe cipher. With the aid of modern cinema, we've developed a clever ruse and instructions that by traveling at 88-mph, they may traverse the timeline and stop the Mueller.
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The Children are still MISSING Feb 16
Oh best beloved, Thank you, thank you for insisting that I save the notes I took during the and the that many brave souls wrote and died for. I am fully prepared for this invasion thanks to their brave sacrifice.
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