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Justin Bruinekool Aug 5
Tonight I write a It's been 48hrs since the central air went out. We've retreated to the bedroom with a window a/c unit keeping us cool until an HVAC repairmen can come to our rescue. For a small fortune he/she will return our lives back to normal on Monday
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Karl Nilsson Aug 8
Dear Ma, There's some fellers out here in green uniforms a' claimin' that they is their own army, but they is shooting at the Blue Hats like us and is a' winkin' at us Red Hats. Calls 'emselves "The Greens Party". Strange fellers. Yours, Johnny MAGAt
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Scott Aug 10
I’m old enough to remember the and the many sobering God have mercy if there should be a third..
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Chris Wilson Aug 8
Dearest love: Even though we're still winning bigly, Redcaps seem to think all news is "fake news" and journalists are the enemy of the people. I think the President is using a tactic that's as old as war itself: Conquer & divide.
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Chris Wilson Aug 8
Dearest love: This war has been going on for a month and honestly, I'm mentally and physically exhausted. As I write this, I'm still amazed and bewildered how those Redcaps still blindly and zealously follow Trump, it's as if he has a spell on them.
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Karl Nilsson Aug 13
Dear Ma, Saw today in a Blue Hats paper outa' Washington that one a' them Pinkertons was fired. Ol' Trump is plain stupid if he thinks that's gonna stop Gen'l Mueller. He's closing in fast. Some a' the boys think it's over. Yours, Johnny MAGAt
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Chris Wilson Aug 8
Dearest love: While still trudging through war ravished Louisville, I walked into the (likely) only supermarket still standing and tried to by a bottle of RC. When I made it through the checkout, I was told I needed an ID. I blame our idiot President.
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Laurie A O'Bryne Aug 8
GenMaddow:Troops celebrating International Cat Day/honoring tireless felines who keep camp rodent free. Did traditional Cat dance to give troops cat-like stealth/May one day take out KingRat himself.
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Chris Wilson 16h
Dearest love: I always thought Omarosa was just a catty, has been reality star but I can say I have more respect for her now. I honestly believe that since she leaked those tapes, Trump will crack like an egg. Our day of reckoning is here.
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Chris Wilson 16h
Dearest love: Things are still crazy on the battlefield. Redcaps now believe that Hilary was a part of the collusion with Russia and Trump was just an innocent bystander. Please pray for us all.
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Laurie A O'Bryne Aug 11
GenMaddow: Lost half troops because teachers & students went back to school. Said they will be weekend warriors.Found new taco truck on Pacheco st. Food is an inspiration!Stay strong&hydrated. Dog Days of summer are here.
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Patricia Carey Aug 11
My Dearest Wife, Lt. Col. Christopher Collins of the 27th NY Red Hat Volunteer Infantry has had to resign his commission due to his involvement in the Insider Trade War. Victory is near in western NY. Send balloons and money. Your loving husband, Nate
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Cornelius Dilligaff Aug 5
My darling Ophelia, While out for a walk yesterday in downtown Portland, I came upon the annual convention of Incels. Compared to them, the Shriners look most dangerous and down right reactionary. Cornelius
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J. R. Boynton Aug 12
Replying to @jrboynton
Dearest Nell, Stepped in some fascists. It smelt awful, but washed off quick in the rain. I long to smell your biscuits in the morning, not this putrid racism. Nell: People are with us. It won't be long before your Johnnie comes marching home. Love J /ps
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Michelle Vincent Aug 12
Field rescue report, no casualties, urgent need for glitter
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Kitty🌸 Aug 13
Okay. Okay. I might be doing porn soon so I guess I’ll start using my Twitter again ☺️ So RT 4 a chance to see my audition video
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Laurie A O'Bryne 13h
GenMaddow: Troops wonder why Trump tweets do much in early AM?Obvious bathroom tweets. They decided Trump would improve his behavior if he had more fiber and a cup of blueberries every day!
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Karl Nilsson 18h
Dear Ma, One a' Ol' Trump's lieutenants come ridin' through camp this mornin'. Some feller named Stephen Miller. Looks like a tractor run right over his head. And them eyes. Lordy. Look like the walkin' dead. Yours, Johnny MAGAt
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Karl Nilsson 18h
Dear Ma, I heered what I thot was artilleree early this mornin' a few miles off, but the boys said it was jus' Ol' Trump tweetin' up a storm. Yours, Johnny MAGAt
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Laurie A O'Bryne Aug 5
GenMaddow:Notice Lebron James&Don Lemon not on front lines.Lebron busy running school at-risk kids.They also serve who teach.Don doing what he does best-reporting the truth.Heros. Lov em both. Do they like avocados?
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