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Joseph Karnilowicz Feb 16
Replying to @NathanHRubin
The second Civil War creeped on, sputtering as the other side continued hemorrhaging men. The muttering of the mad man about his insistent walls—using executive overreach to get even MORE, not cause he had too...continued to jeopardize our enemies ranks.
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Steve Redmond Jan 31
Dear Son: The President has opened a new front in his “War on Intelligence”. After his loss to General Pelosi at the battle of LaGuardia, morale is low and the President seems disoriented, contradicting his own troops and mumbling “A wall is a wall”!
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Christopher R Gross Dec 24
Replying to @tlchimes @sjredmond
Mary, Sorry I have to work through Christmas without pay but the security apparatus never takes a day off even when the funding runs out. Ironic, isn't it? That I should have to work with no pay as a sacrifice for better security? TSA Thomas
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Louise Mensch Dec 9
Replying to @KurtSchlichter
Colonel, we did already, remember? And you guys lost. Get down, stay down and keep those fingers widely spread, where I can see them. Patriots 1, 🇷🇺 assets zip.
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Steve Redmond Feb 14
General Mueller: It was a bad day for the Republic. General McConnell demoted himself to waterboy and indicated he would be carrying water for the Mad King during construction of a wall meant to prevent the sky from falling. Send more indictments.
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Minerva Cyotha 🌊 Feb 16
I can't sleep. The national emergency is giving me flashbacks to the Second Civil War. Will we ever stop lurching from crisis to crisis?
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Louise Mensch Dec 12
There’s no such threat. Please let’s not confuse Trump’s rants with something to worry about. I wasn’t joking about . This is exactly the same thing. The only danger is that patriots might be made anxious if we give it credence :)
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Kat VonMeow Apr 14
Dearest, Today we marched to the battlefield, standing shoulder to shoulder with our newest Americans. The enemy still calls them "illegal" but upon seeing my unit of 100,000 soldiers, they, the red hats, turned tail and ran
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Steve Redmond Dec 23
Dear Sally: The Red Hats are now being lead into battle by their king, you know, the one with the bone spur problem. His generals have deserted him, presumably because they can’t compete with his vast military knowledge. Victory is near!
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Kimberly McFall Apr 12
Replying to @Kathy_Olson
Reminiscing through tweets and wanted to say congrats on tenure, Italy and PLEASE reply with your tweet! It sounds grand
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Kellie Mar 18
My dearest love, They have taken our advacado toast which was our last ‘healthy fats’ option. I fear we are on the brink of death, but we have confiscated the red hats in retaliation. Much love,
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Louise Mensch Dec 12
We did already don’t be dull
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Chris Wilson Jan 21
Dearest love: I know it's been a long time since I wrote to you. I have been forced to eat hamberders, some guy named Forrest is catching flack for the fires in California and now Mexico was never going to foot the bill. Sheesh!
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Igore Feb 5
Dearest Mother, We've cracked the code of the through use of the covfefe cipher. With the aid of modern cinema, we've developed a clever ruse and instructions that by traveling at 88-mph, they may traverse the timeline and stop the Mueller.
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Robin Dake Feb 17
I wonder if the Library of Congress will shelve next to . Important historical record to be kept!
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Igore Jan 28
Dearest mother, The Red Hats have developed a level of encryption so complex that they publicly display it to taunt the opposition. I feel if a cipher is not soon found then all will be lost. We believe the covfefe holds the key.
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BA Dec 31
Replying to @funder
Really enjoyed
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EEE AYY EMM Dec 13
Replying to @MrsRabbitResist
Didn’t we already do this?
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Aggie's girl Dec 31
Replying to @funder
kept me entertained for hours
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The Children are still MISSING Feb 16
Oh best beloved, Thank you, thank you for insisting that I save the notes I took during the and the that many brave souls wrote and died for. I am fully prepared for this invasion thanks to their brave sacrifice.
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