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Joann Pheasant 5h
Remember the battle of Covefe in the coconut milk saved the day when darkness shone around and the tiny flicker of iPhones gave us the little light that we had.
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Bryan S. Myrick Feb 18
Left-wing Twitter is weak. When Democrats let loose with lunacy, conservatives responded: . I'm told that they're funnier, wittier, more creative on the left, but where are the satirical "letters from the southern front?" I feel cheated.
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Garrett 4h
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LateBlooming Mom Feb 17
Dear Momma, The sun rose this morning. Our foreign neighbor from the south brought over breakfast. Mimosas had by all. Give Papa my love, and Bo, Jeb, Frank, Frank the 2nd, Fred, John Michael and LuLu. Love, Your Daughter.
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Darth Jessica Feb 18
Just look for
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Yali Elkin Feb 20
Replying to @noonanjo
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Charlie Galvin 🗽🌊 Feb 17
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USA SEXY GROUP 13h
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Mary Ellen Maatman Feb 16
Replying to @ThinkItThruUSA
The were brilliant.
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Diann Seigle Feb 15
I think a declaration-of a “National Emergency” will require the to go back out and fight with the again.
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Lil'Osopher🤔 Feb 17
What happened to your account? I've been looking for your witty since I met you during the
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Mirth DAL Feb 17
Replying to @seeville
Thank you! Share widely! Use some humor. Link it to or
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Robin Dake Feb 17
I wonder if the Library of Congress will shelve next to . Important historical record to be kept!
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Joseph Karnilowicz Feb 13
Replying to @NathanHRubin
You should thank him for providing an example of just how rude, ignorant, and blockheaded Conservatives tend to be. Also that he should know that the 2nd Civil War already happened, we appreciated his service...Not all those that fought were valiant
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🌺Donna RF Feb 20
Welp, Molly. Look at the bright side. If Jones starts Civil War 2.0, we can tweet more . That was fun. & anyway, there’s nothing we can do but trust Mueller to leave no Stone uncovered. Which he is doing. With Roger. OK. I’ll see myself out now.😬
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Steve Redmond Feb 14
General Mueller: It was a bad day for the Republic. General McConnell demoted himself to waterboy and indicated he would be carrying water for the Mad King during construction of a wall meant to prevent the sky from falling. Send more indictments.
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The Children are still MISSING Feb 16
Oh best beloved, Thank you, thank you for insisting that I save the notes I took during the and the that many brave souls wrote and died for. I am fully prepared for this invasion thanks to their brave sacrifice.
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Joseph Karnilowicz Feb 16
Replying to @NathanHRubin
The second Civil War creeped on, sputtering as the other side continued hemorrhaging men. The muttering of the mad man about his insistent walls—using executive overreach to get even MORE, not cause he had too...continued to jeopardize our enemies ranks.
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🏆HolyGrail Feb 16
has been as entertaining as . You all deserve a book deal.
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Minerva Cyotha 🌊 Feb 16
I can't sleep. The national emergency is giving me flashbacks to the Second Civil War. Will we ever stop lurching from crisis to crisis?
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