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GOOGLE IS NOT REALITY 12h
Alas my love I will be home soon. We have a new top secret FISA weapon tucked in the belly of a B-25 on its way to the bluewavers Central Command Center. Once detonated the war will be over.Those it doesn't kill instantly will die in the hailstorm of Fire.
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Ordinary Joe 3h
you might want to put a muzzle on your staff. They’re really putting a turd of an exclamation mark on your final months in the Senate with their attempts at zany humor. That pinned tweet is not a good look. It’s a SC appt not a joke.
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MrUser 3h
Replying to @AJC4others
This nTime character is literally the only person calling for Bernie or war. He must be asleep at the wheel cause we’ve already been through that shit, there will be no second civil war 😂
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Laurie A O'Bryne Sep 15
GenMaddow:Today is Bat Man Day. Haven’t the faintest clue what to do so will skip it.Heard Manafort is flipping and may end up in whiteness protection program. How do You hide someone like that?Dye hair,grow beard,wear overalls,live in Elko Nevada.
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Col. Donales Jedidiah Trumf Sep 9
To PAO Dear 4th Lt. Bash, I have seen some of the & troops sporting a & making hand gestures. These are some of my most loyal troops. They informed me u can explain it all Please do so. YMOS, Trumf
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J Wolff Hughes Sep 15
My Emily, Despite the sound lashing we received in July and the loss of General Alex Jones, we are heartened by the possible promotion of General Kavanaugh. Fully 65 soldiers have declared that he has not gotten them killed yet. That's good enough for me.
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pixels sideways 11h
Replying to @LydiaBurrell
My Dearest Mother: I had to abandon my poor wife and children at the mercy of the slipshod restaurant to trek .75 miles across well paved ground to meet a correspondent who failed to call. I have suffered a great blister. Please pray for me. Yours, Erik
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Laurie A O'Bryne 13h
GenMaddow:Today is National Cheeseburger Day! I know what the American problem is-we celebrate too much.Hard to keep troops focused.Taco trucks will bring Cheeseburgers topped with mango-avocado salsa,bacon,fried onion rings,& alfalfa sprouts.Enjoy!
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Ace Sep 8
Dearest, For some reason the Red Hats are burning their shoes. Now they are bare foot and complaining. I heard one complain that the cost of everything has gone up and he isn’t enthusiastic enough. The end is near Your loving husband
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Igore Sep 9
Dearest Mother, We've cracked the code of the using the covfefe cipher. With the aid of the documentary, we developed a clever distraction and instructions that by traveling at 88mph, they may traverse the timeline and stop the Mueller.
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J Wolff Hughes Sep 17
My Eliza, Having long been gullible enough to believe every conspiracy theory about government duplicity, I am greatly confused. I know I should rage at Hollywood for not showing the American Flag on the Moon, but I also know we never went there!
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Laurie A O'Bryne Sep 17
GenMaddow:Today is Constitution Day. Thot of dropping copies of C on RedHat troops but learned most can’t read that well, especially in cursive!Looking for simplified version. That and more mangos! Have you started a kayak brigade?
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Pattie Sep 12
Thanks for resurrecting this - they were brilliant!
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1🐻5🐭 | 📮##📥 Sep 16
Captain, We have managed to cram two 105mm howitzers into the gunship. Along with this, ordinance caliber has increased per expectations to 4105HDPE, and unexploded munitions will remain active on the field: to be ever dredged... Take off every zig, &f
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J Wolff Hughes Sep 17
My Eliza, Morale among us Redhats is going down faster than a married Trump away from his wife. General Qanon remains AWOL, having failed to show us how the Deep State travelled back to 2012 to plant evidence of Kavanaugh's sexual assault.
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Libby Becker Sep 15
Dearest, Apparently our cries for a unified Democratic Party have given us men who will eat the hearts of their enemies. I fear for the children.
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1🐻5🐭 | 📮##📥 Sep 16
Anne, Let not your heart be troubled Victory is assured, heaven sent starsigns to guide and shield for shelter from this storm in thunderous night. Carry on, &f P.S. Pass the word, would you.
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J Wolff Hughes Sep 15
My Emily, Morale sank as we confirmed reports that the death of loyal soldiers was met with laughter in the Oval Office. Our enthusiasm & idolatry of the Orange Saviour can only withstand the relentless onslaught of Facts for so long. Please send Reeboks.
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Chris Wilson Sep 12
Dearest love: I write this with the utmost confidence that we will win this war handily. It's no secret that the Trump administration is in chaos and he and fan club are drowning in their own hubris. America will be great again.
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AZ Democrats Rising Sep 16
Dearest I just snagged a confederate from a RedHat. Blew my nose it...you are welcome P.S. Red Hat shot himself in the foot. Would that be considered a pre-existing existing condition? Or would it just be considered STUPID?
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