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FROM THE BACKSIDE OF DEVIL'S PEAK 7h
ALONE mistake biological or philosophical can't tell from the error code whether it's thing of brain or thing of bone and now about to deprive the Universe of our company leave the stars so alone since at its root what we are cannot evolve will not compute
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stiff middle finger 8h
Owen Smith. 36 seconds.. 41
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The Post Truth Post 16h
Kipper now tipped to be next Prime Minister via
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IlajeMade👑💀🎶⚡👨‍💻 Jul 14
This jam🎵 really speaks sense 🚶🏾‍♂
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Ash Till 15h
Got asked to do some Spanish like plastering today. So I chucked a load of plaster on the walls sponged it up, left at 12 had a siesta, went back at 4 packed me tools away and said I’m not sure when I’ll be back.
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🗻Meeple Mountain🗻 16h
Meeple Mountain’s reporting arm, Perfect Information Press, lands another exclusive story. The Spiel des Jahres award for Settlers of Catan has been revoked after a New Jersey man declares the game is “broken”. Read ’s report now!
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Grace E. Fecteau 17h
Science Class Learning About Harmful Effects Of Sugary Sodas By Submerging Classmate In Coca-Cola For A Week
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Steve M Author Jul 17
The Time War is over. The Honu Brigade went back in time and killed Drudo Multi. You will not remember this because the timeline has been changed. I don't remember it either. In the new timeline Drudo died at eight years old and never killed anyone.
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Steve M Author 15h
The Director of Public Parking has declared a one week moratorium on all vehicles in the downtown area, defined as from Philips Street to Flathead Avenue. Any vehicles in this area will be fired upon by Public Parking Personnel.
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JodyScott lit estate Jul 17
A Trump presidency must also be a laughing matter.
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Capt. Suraj Yadav Jul 16
17.07.19 Once upon a time der was a Queen. Fearless, brave n just sixteen. Fought battles without sunscreen. Learnin d game n always keen. Nothing ever came in between. Then came d Gender theme. Now v seriously need some vaccine. 4 curing, u know wat I mean.
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chan&deesdrinktank Jul 12
Pauline lets rip on radio about welcome to country on planes
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Matt Hughes Jul 17
man, Banksy’s just not trying anymore
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Steve M Author Jul 17
To the elderly couple that accidentally received two million dollars worth of illegal drugs delivered to their doorstep by Express Delivery. Next time, don't call the police. Call your grandson instead. No, the younger one, Devin.
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C3|Nik Jul 11
Gonna wait for the amazing super-platinum-double-golden-cross on .
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Bleeding Obvious Jul 16
Is sugar-free vegan diesel the future of motoring?
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stiff middle finger 8h
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Beehive Letters 20h
Chris Hipkins to Trevor Mallard RE: Problem with Youth Parliament
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C3|Nik Jul 17
Replying to @Twitter
** BREAKING ** Craig Wright is working for the Twitter design team now. Twitter SV is here and it comes standard!
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DESIblitz ® Jul 17
The satirical 'Tez O' Clock Show' coming soon on Channel 4 - find out more:
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