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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
I'm not sure about the weather today
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Katt Funny 30 Mar 16
Taking artistic photos of nudes.
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Marc My Words 30 Mar 16
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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
There's this thug who's been roaming around my neighborhood stealing my newspaper
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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
I have no interest in going on your guilt trip
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The Barri Davies 30 Mar 16
I think you'd better ask the asylum warden about the
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. 30 Mar 16
I don't like you, I never liked you, and I never will like you because you said dogs are stupid
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Dammit Erin 30 Mar 16
Y'all..there are *people* out there.
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Brian Smith 30 Mar 16
I'm raping presents
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View from my Office 30 Mar 16
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Stevius the Great 30 Mar 16
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. 30 Mar 16
I'm pooping and it's getting violent
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View from my Office 30 Mar 16
my hipster dufus neighbor keeps interrupting my "me" time
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Lisa Lemon 30 Mar 16
Until I am the Ultimate Fighting Champion, it stays locked
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Dennis Hood 30 Mar 16
1000 Hobos on the train behind my house
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Dammit Erin 30 Mar 16
I don't want anyone stealing my main squeeze* *my bed
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McDerps 30 Mar 16
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Theresa 30 Mar 16
I have no idea I often don't lock it.
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Lisa Lemon 30 Mar 16
Because a No Trespassing Sign doesn't keep people out. Especially if they can't read.
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Gia  ❤️🦋❤️ 30 Mar 16
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