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TP 30 Mar 16
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Mr. Rodger 30 Mar 16
In Canada, our doors don't have locks
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CJ Vercetti 30 Mar 16
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Kristen Darling 30 Mar 16
- to protect myself, and by door you mean heart, right?
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MMMMMMark 30 Mar 16
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Jessica Carberry 30 Mar 16
because my 15 other personalities might get out
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La Battichika 30 Mar 16
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The Tweetslinger 30 Mar 16
I'm in here with a pan of brownies and I don't want to be disturbed
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Bethmo 30 Mar 16
The call is coming from inside the house!!
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🎄Cathy Cane 🎄 30 Mar 16
Because I'm a woman who lives alone?
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Brian Smith 30 Mar 16
I'm raping presents
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Kristen Darling 30 Mar 16
- taking nude selfies
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Laurie Crosswell 30 Mar 16
That kid keeps saying "redrum" & Jack's got an axe.
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. 30 Mar 16
I don't like you, I never liked you, and I never will like you because you said dogs are stupid
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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
I have no interest in going on your guilt trip
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Katt ❄️ Funny 30 Mar 16
"My owner forgot his safe word." -Chastity Belt
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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
I'm not sure about the weather today
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Katt ❄️ Funny 30 Mar 16
There are some things that are none of my stalker's business.
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Just Mathy 30 Mar 16
The kids are asleep *wink wink nudge nudge no what I mean* (I need to stop using the same joke)
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Dammit Erin 30 Mar 16
Y'all..there are *people* out there.
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