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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
I'm not sure about the weather today
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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
There's this thug who's been roaming around my neighborhood stealing my newspaper
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Marc My Words 30 Mar 16
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Mitchy 30 Mar 16
I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?!
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Katie Parker 30 Mar 16
To prevent a homeless man from defecating in my kitchen. (Never again)
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Asya 30 Mar 16
Because we....me and the rest of my personalities are afraid some crazy person might come in and eat our meds
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Kristen Darling 30 Mar 16
- to protect myself, and by door you mean heart, right?
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🌹Rosey🌹 30 Mar 16
I have no interest in going on your guilt trip
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Michele Waldorf 30 Mar 16
The traveling carnival across the street,yeah 😱💀
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Lisa Lemon 30 Mar 16
Because a No Trespassing Sign doesn't keep people out. Especially if they can't read.
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View from my Office 30 Mar 16
my hipster dufus neighbor keeps interrupting my "me" time
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Theresa 30 Mar 16
I have no idea I often don't lock it.
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Brian Smith 30 Mar 16
I'm raping presents
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metalhanded 30 Mar 16
My decrepit old ass just needs a goddamn nap.
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Molly Ligon 30 Mar 16
I didn't forward that chain email to 7 of my closest friends 5 years ago
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Bethmo 30 Mar 16
The call is coming from inside the house!!
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This Space for Rent 30 Mar 16
Cuz DMX just stopped dropped and opened up shop outside my house
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The Barri Davies 30 Mar 16
I think you'd better ask the asylum warden about the
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Gia  ❤️🦋 30 Mar 16
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View from my Office 30 Mar 16
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