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Renee Zuckerbrot 2m
This is the smartest thread about social media and the importance it plays/doesn't play in getting an agent, then a book deal, and in selling copies of your books. Please read all the way through to the final tweet. Go!
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dave lackie 2h
Fluorescent light has a greenish cast to it which can make skin look sallow. Counteract this with a rosy blush.
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dave lackie 20h
Adding a tiny drop of liquid highlighter to your tinted moisturizer will give your skin a boost of radiance.
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Justin Parlette 10m
Qtip: stop when you feel resistance.
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dave lackie Oct 17
It takes 8 million jasmine flowers to extract 1 kg of absolute for perfumery. It's a very expensive ingredient as the flowers are so fragile and difficult to handle.
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Param Oct 19
Everybody is brave, Untill a dog starts chasing.
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Ilana Keller 12h
: If you don’t actually check your ticket, you haven’t lost yet.
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dave lackie Oct 18
Wonder why you often open your mouth when applying mascara? Some of the nerves that open the eyelids are connected to the mouth.
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Che 59m
: Always read the bio before adding your valuable comments so that you don't have to delete your tweet.
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Aneika Angus 3h
Replying to @aneikaangus
: Adding soil to the base of your suckers gives them added stability especially to a growing space that’s easily eroded.
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Nicola Duke 4h
don’t start a fist fight with 15 guys armed with bone saws
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Aneika Angus 3h
Replying to @aneikaangus
: using your scope, pierce into the protective sheeting, apply your nutrient pellet then continue. .
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Trump's Severed Head 10m
Replying to @RobbieGramer
The Russians are much better at this. "It was a suicide" always the answer.
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Stacey Michelle 3h
Replying to @manwhohasitall
You know Barry, hydration is 1 thing but you should carry a tin of mints. You can pop one in your mouth when you feel you might speak- they are good silencers & also are low in calories, b/c at your age being in manopause it's risky speaking & being plump in public.
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Andrew Goldstein 23h
for expectant fathers: When your ten months pregnant wife asks you for Zantac, do NOT launch into an impromptu Lettermen bit like, "Zantac, Zyrtec, Zyrtec, Zantac..."
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Weird Pro-tips 12h
: If you wanna direct the efforts of others, try concealing wisdom.
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dave lackie Oct 16
To make your lashes look more dense, dot a black or dark brown pencil along your upper lash line.
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Marchella 18h
If you were honest that's more like any president in office.
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Ray Tann Tires 22h
Do you remember to get your tire pressure checked every month?
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!VOTE ON NOV.6! 2h
when i need a confidence boost i just start talking to a new person on tinder so i just get endless worship and compliments and 9/10 times it makes me want to kill myself less.
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