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Weird Pro-tips 1h
: If you wanna put a plan into motion, try becoming a know-it-all.
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Kendall Nelson Dec 3
Key to Birthday Success #1: If you like sleep, sleep in!
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starbust Dec 5
the more profitable i become as a trader, the more paid groups i open
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Weird Pro-tips 4h
: If you wanna pay closer attention to the issue at hand, try numbing yourself to spiritual yearnings.
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des_linden 17h
: if you’re struggling to find the motivation to get fit again, have your significant other join you for a run... and one-step you the entire way. 😑
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JoelNotJoel 22m
Pastors: Surface through the stage from below deck, do fabulous TelePrompTer®, and then submerge to the awaiting limo.
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Andres Camilo Nov 30
: Dry hands at the airport? has free lotion for your use!
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DMW Dec 3
Confusion abounds… - it's supposed to be hard.
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Paul Randal Dec 3
When you go the bathroom at lunch during a precon, make sure not to pee on the microphone wire...
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International Insurance Services Dec 14
A good way to lower your car insurance premium is to take a defensive driver course. It'll give insurance companies more confidence in your driving!
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Weird Pro-tips 22h
: If you wanna win a competition, try being gullible and naive.
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@skoop ❤️ Dec 4
: if you want to set a property, use the setter, not the getter
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Christian 8h
Get yourself a slice of MyBitCoin, Liberty Reserve, WebMoney, Neteller, Moneybookers, and start using prepaid credit and gift cards.
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Dr. Scott Cowley Dec 13
Students, if you want a relaxing Finals Week, all you have to do is become a professor.
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Jack Heath Dec 14
Life tip: buy a couple of spare book vouchers before Christmas... because on the day you ALWAYS realise you've forgotten someone. (And if you haven't, you can spend them yourself!)
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Adam J Calhoun Dec 3
Science : time your thorlabs orders appropriately to maximize lab snacks
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Hangry Keith Malinak 16h
- When sneaking a piece of before you're allowed, make sure it isn't a really long piece that will draw attention to your culinary thievery.
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Chris Kendall 🇪🇺 Dec 4
It's Blue Book season... , would-be stagiaires, maybe don't write in your application letter how you see Brexit as "an opportunity not a challenge"...
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Renee Zuckerbrot Dec 2
Earlier today I received a "Boob Proposal" (actual subject heading). FTLOG, please read your query out loud before hitting "send." This PSA brought to you by a former ed. assistant who once made a typo that cost $30,000 to fix (yes, 4 zeros).
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Bouncy Time Party Rentals Dec 14
Many parents will agree, having a birthday on or near Christmas can be challenging, but not impossible. Be sure to give your child their turn in the spotlight.
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