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Gemma 16m
Kick boxing tonight and im draggin.
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King T'Challa 👑 2h
Nikki is going to come home from work...find me drunk...and whoop my ass. I love being married!
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Venus De'marra Smith 20m
I FEEEEEL LIKE CRAP AND AFTER BILLS I'M BROKE BROKE BROKE... BUT IT WOULDNT BE RIGHT IF I DIDNT LET THE JITTERBUGS HAVE THEIR OUTTING AT LEAST ONCE EVERY PAY.
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Chad 18h
You wouldn't believe it, this poop is a scorcher.
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_a.k.e.s 1h
I'm always falling into trouble whilst my mates are falling in love these days.
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Heykinglunar Nov 21
Having my practicals the day after....wish me luck(to whoever is seeing this shit)
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Katie Dill Nov 21
I have three back to back CSE meetings this morning.... 😳 .... I CANT SIT THAT LONG
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Charles Finley 4h
Gonna go against all sanity and watch lard ass have an unhinged grandpa boomer meltdown on Send EMS if not back in an hour
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Lauren Skursky 6h
Black Friday sales making me thinK I need a new TV 🤦‍♀️
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Corey ⚾ 5h
No days off till next Saturday 😩😩
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Landry the Martian Nov 18
Got two exams today. I’m fucked for both lol. My gameplay rn is to crush up adderall and hope for the best 🙏
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H Nov 21
I may be about to get into Guinness Book of Records for how many engineers it takes to fix a broadband issue. Now about to get No 12 I believe! Unless of course you know otherwise!
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Laniaaa 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 16
Lol, i like this ugly ass girl 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️
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▸▸Sydnie.Grace❤️;; 4h
I’m telling you, some people help you realize different parts of you. I knew my mouth was slick but I legit had to pause when this irritating pest asked me a question that was irrelevant to his knowledge. 😂
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Stef 1h
My cat just came up and licked my ankle while I was doing dishes Someone please call me an ambulance this is an emergency
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Stacie D. Wyatt 2h
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Jenne Craftytatlady Cook 3h
Sometimes I wonder if my life will move forward. 🤷‍♀️ that kindness shows its way to my door.
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Jet Beauty of the Week💁🏾‍♀️ 4h
My co worker brought warm bagels in this morning...I’m currently on my third bagel...don’t but pay for my gym membership 😭
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maikell_entertainer 11h
So my dad was watching video and he said “ahn ahn is Picazo blind? ” omo I just burst laugh, you sef try open eye look camera next time abeg. Mad Jam brother❤️
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Kim💜 16h
I was going to try really hard tonight to not let bowling night become a late night again. But here I am. Making it a late night. Once again. Imma hate work tomorrow.
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