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Showshannahs Space 28m
My teen: why are you doing pizza today instead of chicken curry Me: because we arrrgh She does not know it's today so stared at me as though I should be sectioned.
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Jon Owen Sep 18
Ever since Ivy was born I've noticed so many people who use parent and child car park spaces with either no child in the car or they're like aged 14/15/16. So annoying when you really need a space like this but they're all gone.
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Grumpy Twin Dad 3h
I heard them this morning. The words that send a chill up the spine of every working parent. The words that are equally terrifying, whether they're whispered, or screamed. "I DO IT" I am currently running 30 minutes behind.
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Healthwatch England 7h
. explains why we need more fathers to share their experience of support when planning to have a baby, during pregnancy and after the birth. Share your story and help make care better
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Dad Fiction 20m
Parents, I need your help. We do a segment on the show called shitty people where we expose the terrible people out there. Example those who don't return their shopping cart and leave it in the middle of the parking lot. Who are some more shitty people out there?
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Nichole 6m
Not sure if I'm losing my hair bc when im stressed I tug at it a little or if it's because I'm getting older or if it's because this is just my head now post birthing children, however I should probabaly take a look at some alternative hair treatments pretty soon.
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Laura 7h
9:55am - phonecall from school “Your daughter has fallen, we think she’s broken her wrist, please come and get her” Me - jump in the car & drive 10:10am - phonecall from school “Sorry, not your daughter, it’s another girl with a really similar name” Me - 🙄😬😱😡
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Manic Mama 5h
Male Coworker: "hey, you ok? You look tired" Me: "I cant remember what REM sleep feels like, I have no clean clothing, and Im PMSing. Come at me bro." Coworker: slowly backs away with hands up in the air.
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TwinzerDad 6h
This morning, my son decided it's super fun to spit his milk on the floor after he takes a sip. Just in case you were wondering how my morning is going.
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Living in the Leap 1h
5yo: *wearing new Maleficent costume* I will make you fall asleep. Me: Ok 5yo: For 20 years Me: Perfect 5yo: Forever Me: Sounds good 5yo: But who will watch the baby and wash our clothes? Me: Should have thought about that sooner. *Lays down and goes to sleep*
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Richard Dean 5h
Yesterday a coworker introduced himself by saying he works 100 hour weeks, and that he’s a “workaholic.” My wife also works 100 hour weeks, but no one calls HER a workaholic. We just call her “Mom.” Maybe we should call her both.
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Tori Sep 13
I'm a newly single mom for the 1st time EVER. Anyone wanna be my friend?? 😂😂😭😌
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ThoughtsOnATrain 1h
If I could bottle up my little girls laugh and take it with me on every journey, on every tide, for every fear. I'd open it and listen. Smiling each time I'd know I could accomplish all as I could be sure I already owned the world.
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ASDF 4h
"The hard part for me as a mother of a child on the spectrum, the hard part for any parent, is watching our kids learn to navigate a world that can be hostile to differences.”
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Denise McDermott MD 2h
Can you imagine a WORLD in which humanity champions raising children to leave the greatest “Kindness Imprint?” Altruism and cooperation set the stage for infinite possibilities and love.
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Abigail Edwards 📚 17h
Three stages when you’re a writer parent trying to get your child to sleep. Stage 1: If they go to sleep now I can write, edit and watch Netflix! Stage 2: Tired. One page of edits. Maybe one show. Stage 3: Let them sleep, so I can sleep!
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Amanda Beal 18h
Ever have one of those Mom moments where you don’t know if you have a little free time or you’ve finally cracked & forgot everything you had to do 🤔
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BrightSparks CIC 3h
We had a great meeting this morning with the Local Area Team about our Positive Futures Support courses. Do you know someone that would like to feel more confident or improve their relationship with their ? Find out more:
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Danny Rosin Sep 17
Don't ask kids what to be when they grow up. Rather, ask them what problem they want to solve.
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My Joy in Life 4h
Me to my 2 yo who always helps me make my coffee and prepare food: Man, I should’ve had you first. I would’ve been getting cooked meals by now. My 12 yo: whoa! Really mom?
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