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Stephanie 🦚 Sep 13
One woman is walking around the streets of her hometown showing off her nude pics in a magazine to everybody, while another woman is visiting schools and advocating for building strong foundations for the future of our children. Go figure.
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Jamie M. Lombardi🌹 20h
Replying to @euthyphro
I will however clean the books off my dining room table and put them back in their shelves so there’s space to eat. .
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tinnie 💫 24h
I wish Filo aunties and uncles would give money, too, even if you’re an adult na kkkddjdkdhskshsk
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THE William Bozard Sep 12
The woman I’ve been dating called things off this afternoon, which sucks. But on the bright side, I now have more time to read comics, watch old school rasslin’ and fuck off on here with y’all. 😂
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Rachael Elizabeth Sep 12
Bro I’m an adult, I don’t wanna hang out after 10 pm anymore.. I got school, gym, my relationship and our dogs to take care of and a house to clean everyday.
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samescarpio Sep 12
Yes government, let’s ban vaping before we worry abt gun control laws.
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H 23h
Out on my travels and a little mini just missed me as it flew the back lanes; now I come across an accident. Yep little zippy mini maniac hit my Accountant who says he is fine but my books are overdue! 😳
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Peter #WTO Hearn Sep 12
Replying to @AlfredToshLines @PurnL
Labour thinks it's ok to spend your hard-earned on cars, fags, booze, holidays, junk food and Sky TV subscriptions. Education for your children? Not so much.
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Zack Wills Sep 12
This delay in the game is probably a sign I need to study but you know football season doesn’t last a long time so I’m gonna wait it out
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Leonardo Carella 2h
Six weeks away from No Deal Brexit, Parliament suspended, and Labour activists are busy smearing a LibDem.
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Low Sep 12
Working my ass off in school but more importantly on my mug club application for the Coug
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Alisa Childers Sep 11
In book-writing, it seems like there comes a point in every chapter where I'm wrestling it to the ground like a crazed gladiator. So naturally, I came over to Twitter to post this gif of what it feels like to write this chapter. Instead of writing this chapter.
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Christine Pelosi Sep 8
Trump refused to meet with Robert Mueller for fear of a deposition and has his lackeys cancelling Republican primaries for fear of voters — but he is willing to bring the murderous Taliban to Camp David for a publicity stunt.
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Alia Hodge Sep 13
First thing I’m gonna do when I get back to America? See Hustlers.
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Shaun Lintern Sep 12
Domestic violence figures at their highest level for five years. Yet the govt didn't carry over the domestic abuse bill in Parliament before prorogation.
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🍁⁵와다⁵🍁 missing Nu'est 😭 Sep 10
Criteria in buying phone. Before this: oh the camera is okay not bad. Now: Can the camera capture my boys from 3rd floor seating???
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Ranal Currie Sep 12
It's not enough to think that something is important, you have to know why it is important.
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CGH 14h
Replying to @NDFootball
It would have nice to be able to see ANY of the TDs today but I guess NBC had to experiment w/ their cameras.
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Calum Kerr 15h
Politics, like life, is all about priorities. If this is true it appears Lib Dems priorities are not so much stopping Brexit, but stopping the SNP
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Muki 16h
Human said he can't watch and rub me at the same time. Hmph. I sleeps.
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