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Turtle 🐢 Jun 11
"I think this is one of those songs that is going to make me angry. And by angry, I mean make me do sit-ups"
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Turtle 🐢 May 1
"I'm more than a reproducing fluffball!"
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Turtle 🐢 May 8
"There's only so much to spend money on in Iowa: land, the Knoxville Raceway, and ice cream"
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Turtle 🐢 Sep 6
"What do you know? I'm gonna become a professional surgeon of brownies and feet"
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Turtle 🐢 Aug 9
"I'm hugging you.. with my feet.. because I care about you. But I'm also really lazy"
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Turtle 🐢 May 23
"Yeah, I need to move the Earth"
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