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lovepower Sep 13
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S ❁ Sep 12
stop flexing on your β€œboyfriend” when you cheated on him with 3 other guys πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ€’
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Amy G Dala MD Sep 13
The air conditioning repair man, when I couldn't answer any of his very simple questions, looked at me the same way I look at people when they don't know the names of any of their medications.
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Jessica Seraly Sep 14
This is so good. My most memorable call was when someone ordered lunch off mute πŸ˜‚
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Sarah-Lou Sep 13
I’ve been sat pretty much all week watching over 10 ten hours of ’s videos. Oops. Guilty as charged πŸ˜‚πŸ’š
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Salix Sep 9
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Kate Maupin Sep 14
Sent out queries. Noticed too late one had a typo in the First. Sentence. They wrote back asking for more chapters. There’s hope for you all. πŸ˜‚
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Stefan Wilson Sep 12
If I randomly text you β€œNight Babes, Love you” or β€œBout to fly, text you when I land, love you”... and your not my wife..don’t worry... your just the last person I messaged & I just thought my phone would automatically open the right message thread πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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Harsha chowdary 4h
Anna Me comedy Me entry ki aithe arupule 🀩🀩
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Lily Price Sep 12
i see no difference
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Madeleine Neumann @ 🏘️ Sep 14
Everytime I am cooking pumpkin soup I am ending in 7 liters of it. It doesn't matter how much I buy for, it's always 7 liters πŸ˜‚
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Jan πŸ’šπŸ³οΈπŸ’– Sep 14
Just made sugar cookies and they smelled so good that I decided to eat dessert before supper.
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EmilyMars Sep 11
Replying to @chrissyteigen
Hi πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ firefighter wife here. The uniform looks WAY better on the floor. 😝
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thecarelawyer Sep 13
I *may* have just done an unplanned, accidental test of the panic alarm in the court that I am working in today.... 😬
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Green Gold Sep 11
Get ready to move back to your penthouse in 2020 if this Flavor Ban goes through. We will do whatever it takes to make sure you aren’t re-elected. I voted for you in 2016 thinking you would stay out of our everyday lives and protect jobs.
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ΠΈΞ±ΠΈΞ± β™” Sep 14
Got noise complaints from the neighbors for fucking too loud
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Mark Sep 13
A crackhead on a bike outside of 7/11 just asked me for the quickest way to downtown San Jose so he could β€œget to his wife who’s going into labor,” but I think I accidentally directed him to Milpitas πŸ˜¬πŸ’€
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Emily N. Lenhard Sep 13
Is it risky to sign your wedding venue contract on Friday the 13th?
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Jen Parizeau Sep 13
Replacing a motherboard in a laptop and as I’m working I see all this red liquid. As I’m looking at it and trying to figure out what it is I see more dripping onto the board... turns out I cut myself, rather badly, and was bleeding onto the board 😬
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JUANA Sep 11
Hi I’m bored & I forgot I had these πŸ’” 🀠 πŸ˜†
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