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Loves Me My Glutens 4h
"We didn't cut funding to legal aid: Text me, and I'll hook you up with a lawyer." "We didn't cut funding for flood management: Call me and I'll put on my Wellies and come help mop up." "The Lib emissions plan was working - but I'll scrap it and then fight the carbon tax."
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Dr Sci_manx 🦄 Apr 22
Stress heartburn is better. Welcome to stress headaches! 🥺
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Robin Frost 1h
I'm just not sure how I feel about a potential President using the phrase "pass the mic"
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ask about me. Apr 18
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Sallie Metzger Apr 22
Is this abuse of power by and cronies against the usual biz? Congress needs a mom to go in there and make those children behave! Remember that song, "The Lunatics Gave Taken Over the Asylum?"
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Jenn Hartfield: Wife, Mom, Paparazzi Consultant Apr 23
Me To Eric: "When you get off work, I need you to pick me up a thing of buttermilk so I can make biscuits tonight." Eric: "Buttermilk, as in the liquid?" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ As opposed to what else!?!?!
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el Sid Apr 18
60 years ago, the ‘establishment’ would label anyone they didn’t like a pinko commie and destroy them with no evidence. Now in 2019 the ‘establishment’ has embraced communism so they can’t use that term. Now they just label their enemies as Russian tools or puppets of Putin.
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Russ Meyer Apr 22
"Every day" and "everyday" mean two different things, people.
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MAB Graetz Apr 21
Replying to @ashleyketchador
Exactly! Like, do employers not understand the cost of living, the need for health benefits and student loan debt?!
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Oy Brand Apr 22
😂😂😂😂💯 Shouting OY will always be the ultimate way to cut through the static. .
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Jennifer Abrams Apr 21
Replying to @alienearbud
Now that you posted this, I can’t NOT see it.
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Steve Apr 15
That's really mean......to 2 year olds.
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Larry StCroix Apr 23
Sun some clouds What happened to Spring? Temperature 6AM 61F/16c Forecast high 90F/32c Wind NW at 10 to 15 mph
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Diana, chick, playwright Apr 20
Hey playwrights, how often do theatres misspell YOUR names?
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lorita mitchell Apr 20
Replying to @fras99
Naked pillow????
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Dr. Stacey Lee Donohue Apr 15
Digging thru ‘ files and finding old stories, poems, pics…and the paper tablecloth we wrote on when we got engaged.
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CatManDude Apr 19
You'd think after being brothers for 11 years you wouldn't have to think about them tangling. Wrong.
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Jerzy Jarmasz Apr 23
McDonalds: bad for your digestive as well as your financial help
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Steve Apr 16
That’s great. But at what point does someone like tell that it’s possible to write a tweet w/o “attacking”, being smug, or just being plain dumb and mean? Really...”smiley Bret Baier”? Written like a child.
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Ani Kotevvit Apr 15
Quick run to grocery store & not only don't they have any more 5 packs of matzah, but the checker didn't know what it was until she thought of the Ten Commandments film. Yes, like in that.
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