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Robynn Murray Aug 12
In case anyone is wondering what it’s like to be a parent, today my 6y/o opened a box of tampons so she could use the plastic applicators to make doll armor. 😂
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Stevie Henning Aug 12
At what point do we hold an intervention for this man?
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Kurt Earl Aug 10
I'm writing in for President.
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sriharisn Aug 13
ok found the connection with ji - apparently she is my wife's first cousin's wife's grand father's first cousin's grand daughter, so yeah for any favors reach out to me ...
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nurul 🇧🇩♥️🇵🇰 2h
Anabelle I’m gonna watch the match now bro but pls hit me up
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💜 D  E  A  N  N  A 💜 Aug 10
Sheeeeeet! We in a pandemic...I’m not playing ... I got zelle & paypal too
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Nigel Longley 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 Aug 13
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Nav Sidhu Aug 12
Dear fellow Aucklanders, Dr Seuss has a message for you. Thank you.
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Flamingwolf17 Aug 12
If retweet’s this I will alwways try to mess up the yellow team even if I am on the yellow team😂😂
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CheraeK 11h
If you’re out here pimping as a team and her nails aren’t on point... You’re failing as a man. And her pimp.
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ً 20h
Replying to @izuhero @milkpuddles
I’ll literally kiss both of u rn
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Catherine Balavage Aug 9
OMG! Send me your address. I am coming for a stroke. .
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U.S Army WTF! Moments Aug 11
Update to this - the unit has implemented a Red Team of Soldiers up to SSG to check all future logos. Don’t stop there, every major decision should be Red Teamed like this!
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Stacey Guthrie Aug 11
Sounds like someone is messing with an air rifle out the back of the houses. If anyone ever aims more than a compliment at my cats I’ll rip their fucking heads off and piss down the hole
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Blackberry Creek 20h
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Paul Stowe Aug 12
Replying to @AndyWoodturner
It’s a lovely 20degress here and we have rain forecast for the next 10 days - I couldn’t be happier 😊
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Bella Della Notte ❣️🏳️‍🌈💋💅🏻 Aug 6
Replying to @sdobbsbrown
I just use a photo from a boudoir shoot. 🙃😂🙃
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Jason Walder 22h
Clogged body drains (that I can’t access or maintain) caused $3,000+ of damage today. Pretty weak . I asked what could done to prevent the same thing from happening again, the dealer tech said 🤷‍♂️
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♥ Season ♥ 🧢 Aug 9
Replying to @TMZ
If this happened, I’d seriously start looking into relocating to london.
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JACdraft Aug 10
Are all the owners and teams back? Heard rumblings of a team folding.
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