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lj 2 Jul 18
I’m mad at myself for getting mad at soccer. The nationalism jumped OUT. 🇲🇽
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myANAcondadont Sep 1
I ain't shit without gps, I was lost for 15 min tryna find the freeway while my phone was pretending not to work
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hector huerta 21 Jan 18
When you don’t need a man because you’re a strong, independent woman.! #
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Christian Moreno Mar 7
Also, sock game. This is the pug life
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hector huerta 1 Jun 18
I asked my mom what if i get arthritis early in life because my feet hav been hurting for the past month. She said they hurt cuz I’m getting fat.
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R U B E R O H O 🤟🏽♥️ 3 Aug 18
When you send an important email, and at the end fucking misspell your last name. How in the fuck does that even happen?!
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DoñaSusana Jan 15
Y'all: AOC has (economist) Stephanie Kelton and Co. in her crew and she just got a seat at the Wall St. table. This. Is. Going. To. Be 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Sab G 8 Apr 18
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Ruben Sandoval™️ 23 Jun 18
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Rides On Silt Striders 20 Feb 18
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Vanessa 17 Nov 17
Customer came in to make a payment at work & while I'm getting the paperwork done he says, "You have like the perfect lips. They're just so perfect." 😐 🤷🏽‍♀️
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☁︎ Sep 20
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!
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R U B E R O H O 🤟🏽♥️ 16 Feb 18
Went to get my tires rotated. Get this, the guy who did the inspection and rotation was pretty fine. I decided to tip him and he comes up to me to inquire why I did. Way to ruin the moment
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.me. 5 Aug 18
Bitch I’m so depressed I’m surprised I’m not a drug addict AND an alcoholic. Idk how I deal with all this bullshit sober 24/7.
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[ Pr ] 24 Oct 17
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BadSonTacos Dec 7
Test day! “El bougie” quesadilla coming soon. @ Bad Son Tacos
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Darlene 29 Jul 18
When comes to town from NY and thinks Frida’s is legit Mexican food now.
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zebra 7 May 18
Our flight got cancelled and we weren’t notified until we got to the airport. Looks like I’ll be home 6 hours later than expected.
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Roberto C. Molina 7 Dec 17
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lola Ceñal Murga 12 Jun 18
Replying to @rominapons
Facebook Bronco Investigation 😂
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