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imfabulous 3 Mar 16
What morons gave Trump the launch codes?
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⚡Mr. Brightside 3 Mar 16
Please, find a planet for the moon. I was all he knew
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cassandracarolina 3 Mar 16
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OthewhomaniT 3 Mar 16
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CK 3 Mar 16
I Faked Every Organism
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Pilot Sloan in Space 3 Mar 16
Plastic was a great idea.
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Joe 3 Mar 16
Whatever you're doing, Father Time, you're doing it wrongly.
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Digital Jørdøn™ 3 Mar 16
Maybe go shit on Mars and see if potatoes pop up, you jerks
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Portmanteau Jones 3 Mar 16
You've broken my heart for the last time.
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mia pinchoff 💩🤳🏼 3 Mar 16
To 1 person u may be the world but to the world ur just a bag of dicks 💋
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Norse Mythology 3 Mar 16
"Beware of Christians, I said. Polluting while praising Jesus. Did you listen, Wotan? Noooo."
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Regina Spacola 3 Mar 16
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𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 𝓚𝓲𝓽𝓮 (A FLIGHT RISK)🎏🌹🍒🥧 3 Mar 16
I regret I ever came between Venus and Mars.
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Jeff, God of Hammers 3 Mar 16
"Support intelligent" life they said, "It will be great" they said
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Kim 3 Mar 16
Would it kill you to clean up after yourself?
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cassandracarolina 3 Mar 16
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Regina Spacola 3 Mar 16
What have you done? You're Grounded! Go to your room!
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Sissyknits 3 Mar 16
Hell hath no fury...
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Truly Awesome Darren 3 Mar 16
I told you not touch that button
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Ruth Hunt 3 Mar 16
I gave you everything
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