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TJ Wharry 10 Mar 16
"GOOOSSSHHH DANNNNNGIT!!!!!!" "Watch your language, sir!" "I'm sorry. I'm real mad." - Overheard at the Salt Lake Airport
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Adam Day 13 Jan 14
Lorde is the shitzu
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Aaron 2 Jul 12
Why can I not fall asleep. It is getting to be ri-gosh-dang-diculous
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Rachel Weaver 15 Apr 14
WILL YOU FLIPPING STOP SMACKING ON YOUR DARN GUM. SHUT YOUR DANG MOUTH.
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Barry Mills May 1
... Few people are as angry as Mormons, due to their repressed lifestyle, but damn.... You missed the target. Badly. Really really horrible. Give it another try, just find out what a Mormon would actually say.
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Jeffrey Galperin 12 Mar 16
No, it's not because I haven't had my morning coffee. We can't drink coffee. Remember?
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Jeffrey Galperin 12 Mar 16
Curse you and the horse and the Conestoga wagon you rode in on.
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Jeffrey Galperin 12 Mar 16
I'm one RCH away from losing it.
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Kingsnake 10 Mar 16
Ooooooh ... PUMPKIN PIE!
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Christa Cox 20 Jan 16
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Autumn 22 Dec 14
Replying to @autumnboden
β€œ@mackkenziiee_: heck yeah mother hecker”
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Dylan Dolisi 17 Sep 14
Strange things said in my house- "Don't use 'Hufflepuff' as a curse word!!"
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Susannah 16 Jun 14
My 11 year old brother just called this guy on the Bachelorette a "dipship"....where does he think of that?πŸ˜‚
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HolyLicky 15 Oct 13
My sister: "Oh shizz balls!!"
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SPACKDADDY 27 Apr 13
Replying to @MormonProbs
I will always love you no matter what these stupid loser frick heads say!
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Kate Andersen 16 Apr 13
"F yeah muffin farmer"
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All-Diss 19 Mar 13
Replying to @mckennajaneee99
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Britneyjade 22 Jan 13
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Donovan ( ᐛ )ΰΈ§ 22 Jan 13
Don't give a good gosh darn.
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Dylan Hansen 22 Dec 12
β€œ@sarahanncaptain: Gosh dangit...” way to keep it clean Sarah 
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