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What in the baby hair? 8h
We were late for school this morning Me: We had an appointment. 8yo: We slept in. I’m feel so refreshed. School office lady: LOL Me:
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Trophy Wife πŸ† Sep 14
Potty training is going GREAT.
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✨Rain🌻 Sep 10
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Zen Mama Fox Sep 14
No nap all day = easy to put down at bed time 😴 Thank god.
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thisharmoniouslife Sep 12
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MommaPenguin17 Sep 15
Toddler discovered you can eat peanut butter straight from the jar, and basically what I’m trying to say is, I’m gonna need to take out a second mortgage to pay for the exorbitant amount of peanut butter my household consumes.
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Britt | Growing Our Family Sep 13
In case you all were wondering how naptime was going:
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Diane Auten Sep 12
I saw a crumble of (what I thought was) feta cheese off of my shirt, so I ate it. Turns out it was deodorant. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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Chelsea Owens Sep 13
My working friend was expecting her first child. In all seriousness, she asked me, "What do you do all day?" I told her I sleep. I thought it might break her if I told the truth.
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Jennifer Arnold, MD Sep 10
My smart, strong & talented did a great job at her first recital!
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Deidre J Owen Sep 11
So I have a cold. I mean, I don't YET but my kiddo was home today with cold symptoms, a little fever, and a serious case of mommyitis, soooo... Yeah, I have a cold by this weekend.
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πš‚πš•πš’πšπš‘πšŽπš›πš’πš— πš€πšžπšŽπšŽπš— Sep 13
Decided to do an experiment with baby girl and make a closed, self sustaining ecosystem in a jar! So far we’ve spotted at least 9 different species and the water hasn’t even settled yet. I’m excited for when it’s settled and we can see clearer!!
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πŸ‘»ScaraπŸ¦‡ Sep 13
Even though my life is completely insane and sometimes I want to rip my hair out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜«πŸ€ͺ I LIVE for these moments, the quiet moments where I can sit in my car, even if it's just for 2 minutes drinking my pumpkin cream cold brew and spending time with my son β™₯οΈπŸ’€πŸŽƒ
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Amanda (Peggy Bundy) Sep 15
Do you all know that I’m the worst Mom ever? I threw away 5 papers that 11 brought home from school. Which only leaves me with 694 hanging on the fridge, 3,479 sitting on the table & 437 in the cabinet πŸ™„ Holy shit people!! 11 says I must not like himπŸ™„
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Jessica Shaut Sep 8
It’s important to have goals...
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Haley Erin Miller Sep 14
So many things that you can't give special needs children... Can you teach a four year old the self-Heimlich...hmm? Probably not. Please teach your typically developing children to NOT share these with babies, toddler & special needs kids all ages.
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MommaPenguin17 Sep 13
I just watched my toddler lick the top of the queso container clean and I’ve never been more proud to call this child mine.
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Brandi Redmond Sep 15
I love you, I love you, I love you!!! I just can’t get enough of his sweet soul πŸ’™ ⭐️
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Rae Kennedy Sep 13
Kid decided he didn’t want any of his chicken nuggets. But he licked them all so... none of us do either.
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MommaPenguin17 6h
Arm day πŸ’ͺ and by arm day I mean I just carried a screaming toddler 1.5 miles home from the park because she refused to sit in her wagon.
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