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Jennifer Gunter Feb 14
The vagina and vulva Have not the same name If a dude tells me otherwise It’s an epic mansplain
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Sophie Farooque Feb 14
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penicillin “allergic” since childhood? It’s probably not true!
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Disgruntled Med Student Feb 14
Roses are red The consultant is preaching Sorry to interrupt I have to go to my teaching
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David Griffith Feb 13
Roses are red The same's true of measles Vaccines are awesome And Wakefield's a weasel
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Jon Hislop, MD, PhD Feb 14
Roses are red Violets are blue Got my kids vaccinated For them & for you...
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Max 13 Feb 16
My S-T's are raised, My troponin is too. Either I'm having a heart attack, Or I'm in love with you.
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Claire Feb 14
Roses are red The patient looks blue Start CPR No seriously I'm not kidding DO IT NOW FFS I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT ROSES WHEN I WALKED IN THE ROOM CALL THE CRASH TEAM FFS
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Rachel Britt Feb 14
Gram-pos are purple; Gram-negs are pink. Treating ASB Makes my heart sink. 😞💔
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Paul Southall Feb 13
Roses are red Violets are red Everything’s red Retinal haemorrhage
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Z. 13 Feb 17
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because you take my breath away.
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Mark 13 Feb 16
If your bank's in the red, And your morale is blue, Don't worry my friend, I went to Med school too.
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Dr Helgi 13 Feb 16
Rashes are red Hunt is a blue. Check them on Google, Non-taxable too.
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Seth Trueger Feb 14
roses are red zofran for vomiting only >16mg IV push dose needs QT monitoring
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Millennial med Feb 14
You make my heart flutter When you tease and flirt But this is a stroke risk We should cardiovert.
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Mike Putman Feb 14
Roses are red🌹 ANA’s fluoresce When they’re sent for no reason... It makes a huge mess
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Alastair McAlpine Feb 13
Roses are red Bile acid is green You’re at a higher risk of infection with encapsulated bacteria If you’re missing your spleen.
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Meg Hager, MS, MPH, CGC Feb 14
Roses are red, violets are blue. No, MTHFR did not do that to you.
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Melissa Parker Feb 14
Roses are red Violets are blue Get your kid vaccinated To avoid
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Sandra McAllister 13 Feb 16
Sugar is sweet / But you are my honey / I wouldn't kiss Jeremy / Even for .
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Marteney 14 Feb 17
You are the amoxicillin to my clavulanic acid. 💊❤️ Happy Valentine's Day!
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