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kcdug2🍸🍸🍸 Aug 18
You’ve worn out the boss’s wife and it’s time for a new one.
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♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ Aug 18
my boss keeps promising me a raise but .....
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StevenStrangeLove53 Aug 18
Because your boss would not allow you to be by your wife's side and hold her hand when she was about to give birth to your fourth child.
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Kuwa Taka Aug 18
They don't allow my kind of office attire!
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The Tweetwit 🆘 Aug 18
You rather be unemployed then work for an immoral pathological lying racist.
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Jim Jumper Aug 18
You tamed Karen from Accounting and turned her into a domestic goddess.
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🌺Sheilanne🌺 Aug 18
They won't let you masturbate on company time.
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Dame Dyari Aug 18
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Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 Aug 18
Your boss is suing you for $250 million dollars because you hurt his fee-fees.
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Flagrant Nuts Aug 18
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Le tricot de Mme. Defarge Aug 18
I need to go where my accomplishments are recognized.
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Fr. Frank Pavone 🇺🇸 Aug 18
abound in the Trump economy because when you want to provide even more for your family, you have more choices now to do so through better jobs. Confidence is up; therefore "quitting" level is up.
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Jess Terminute Aug 18
My chest hair needed trimming
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♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ Aug 18
My boss didn't appreciate my approach
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Luke Skywalker Aug 18
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Samantha Paige Terry Aug 18
You walked into work dressed like Batman and management didn't find it funny.
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Worship The Pig Aug 18
lack of Jack Daniels and bacon in the vending machines
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☯ Toys in the Attic ☮ Aug 18
- I had enough of their sh*t and was about to show them the 'real me', instead of the 'work me'. 😂😂
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Mother Aug 18
The government has recruited you and Chuck Norris for a special mission to stop evil mastermind Kitten MacFlufflekins from seizing the global tuna market all for himself.
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John Doble Aug 18
To improve yourself and your future. No one will look out for your interests like yourself. The ability to control of your life is an essential part of being a man.
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