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Aneets 2h
Good lord someone on the train is watching The Nanny on their phone without headphones.
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Eleanor Whyte 20h
Everywhere I look there is plastic 😵😩
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Sam Bernard 22h
There’s been so much rain and flooding in lately that I’m considering building an ark.
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Mads Jun 12
Who do I blame for the 13 year old saying "and I OOP" on her insta...
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R 11h
Proliferation of silk flowers
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Nicole Carbon Jun 17
If only you could hear what I hear 😖😶
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ً Jun 10
in physical pain again
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ً Jun 9
brain still hurts
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Eleanor 11h
whose idea was the moving backdrop/set? Made me feel dizzy and very distracting
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KAYLA🦋 Jun 15
This lifeguard asking me and my friend if we speak English. Idek what that about cuz I black😩
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David Ann Jun 13
Please don’t/stop posting videos of your baby moving in your belly 😐🥴
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Marlene Rubí Jun 17
Why does my co worker have to talk like Napoleon Dynamite tho 🙉
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Tom Sanders, PE Jun 17
Another "safety is a side hustle" ad from a global company -- this time jogging with the dog while reading from the mobile device.
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DramaFollower Jun 12
I'm so mean to Jehovah Witnesses when they come to my door with their little kids, ignoring my No Solicitation and Voodoo signs. But when they walk away shamed, I feel a little bad.
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Maria ✞ 14h
More fun with the Barnum and Bailey President 🙄
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tellì offline Jun 13
It's 2019, and people are still typing "could/would/should OF".
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Morgan Garcia 20h
Halfway through and literally nothing has happened.
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Kat Jun 15
At dinner last night I realized how much less and better I eat now than even a year ago. I run. I do lots of strength training, yoga, spinning, rowing, swimming. I try to rest as much as possible. Still my belly fat increases. Menopause/midlife problems. 😔🤦
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Frank Gravagna 15h
Here comes the rain again by the Eurythmics pretty much sums up the summer so far...⛈
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Tara 2h
Today’s delight is a herd of tiny elephants stampeding and stomping around my pelvic area. 😩
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