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Lihle Z. Mtshali 13h
Spare a thought for the parents of recently weaned toddlers @ bedtime. You’ve lived a charmed life if you’ve never been at the receiving end of an overtired screaming toddler’s punches.
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The Mom Behind The Mask 20h
My sons been grounded from youtube, were on day 3 . Its been a really tough time for me.
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Beyond Baby Talk Aug 9
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StillKara Aug 11
Bringing up kids for me isn’t about where we go or the toys we have, it’s the stories we’ll hold onto for when they’re older and this little one is going to have some amazing stories.
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Beyond Baby Talk 18h
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renfield kuroda 11h
Zeus reads* to Apollo before bed, then they both demonstrate why I get no sleep * no he can't read he's only 3, but he has the story memorized and makes all the right noises to go with the…
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The 2nd Act Project 23h
When you have children, no one mentions that the secret plan is for them to grow up and leave. Right when you were getting really attached.
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Donco Kids new layout click link in bio! 11h
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Claire McFall Aug 9
My car smells like rotting banana. I cannot find the banana. I don't even like banana.
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Bonnie Aug 12
Its crazy how fast your bank account empties when you send your kids back to daycare AND buy them new shoes, hats, etc.
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Beyond Baby Talk Aug 7
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Kay Wagner Aug 5
Just have the constant burning sensation of Lysol and bleach products in my nostrils.
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Mom Teaches! 🍎 Aug 11
The funny thing about having screens in the back of the headrests in our car is there are several Disney movies I can recite verbatum but haven't actually seen.
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Beyond Baby Talk Aug 10
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Beka *Dirty Thirty~8/21🎉🎂* Aug 11
We had two yesterday!! 2 asked to sit on the potty and peed all on her own!!😭😭😍 And... 5 pooped in the shower, threw it outside the tub, and poured water on it to make it "go away". 🤦‍♀️😂 That's for ya.
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Chocolate N Children Aug 4
2 yr old walked in on me inserting a tampon. He would now like to know if I will teach him this new object disappearing magic trick...
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Aurie Good 15h
Simple Tips to a Home Date Night - because with 5 kids, we don't get the chance to go out to dinner much!
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Chocolate N Children Aug 11
Any one else's tween use their phone to text friends and family? I just love receiving random text messages for conversations I didn't know about 😂
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David Mousakheel Aug 10
Whenever my son does that annoying cry to get my attention
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Dominique Pompey 15h
Using the bathroom alone is such a luxury.🥴
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