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Tash 🖤 Oct 11
I don't know why men go to bars to meet women. Guys, just go to any supermarket. The female to male ratio is 10:1 and they're already looking for shit they don't need.
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fern desbrow 14h
Ladies, if you're single and feeling a little lonely, a 24 hour stint on tinder will take all that loneliness away-cos you'll be horrified and realise you're better off staying single
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Ravie Oct 12
Your biggest fan is a stranger. Your biggest hater is someone you know.
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MadShaddKe Oct 11
The girl in the squad keeps having you take her picture, just do it really bad 3-4 times and she won’t ask you for the rest of the night
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lucas Oct 7
Last night I picked up the poop out of my toilet and left it out to dry
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reclyner 5h
Walk in the treetop then go down to laurels
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RoxyReviewsStuff Oct 12
: Glasses hide eyeliner fails, fine lines & wrinkles.
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sruh 13h
the beat drop in lovebug is a great alternative to recreational drug use
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🥔 Oct 12
So I just discovered a new . Idk if anyone already did before but here goes: I usually use alcohol to clean my earphone and charger wires and it would well, take a lot of back and forth wiping with some cotton balls.
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Ruth Naylor Oct 10
There is something to be said for marrying someone whose blood is tastier to mosquitos than your own.
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Thomas Meseraull Oct 10
If you turn off all your notifications your phone won’t control your life..
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🐼 Oct 10
You don’t owe anybody anything!
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Diverse Investments Oct 11
Break the mold , take care of yourself and grow, remove toxic persons,,,
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Matthew Sherrington Oct 12
OMG, new wellies with kick-off-heel knobby thing. Where have you been all my life?
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Vivi Kelpie Oct 12
Life tip: Don't jump with kegal balls in.
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Aaron Cohen 30m
“Hey Dad check out this . If I sleep on your suitcase you won’t ever be able to leave me to go on a trip again!” Love, Mango
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Neil 18h
If a 2 rupees coin gets rusted, you get 2 corrode rupees.
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mygratefulthought 4h
for all my queens out there... need to get through the terminals during your layover? Blast some Beyoncé Girls and your gorgeous self through that shit
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Volkmer Group 5h
From a job interview to a date, learn how to remove desperate behavior.
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Smart Gadget Mart 8h
Card Reader with USB Type-C and Micro USB Connectors
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