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Doc's Lab 1 Nov 16
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Bill Burr Jan 19
Big time open-field hit.. Reminds me of how I tackle any problem that comes my way.
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Ree Drummond - The Pioneer Woman 30 Aug 18
Never open a bag of pork rinds on an airplane.
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Scroobius Pip 24 Apr 17
A solid balance of work and play is key to surviving on .
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Bugzy Malone Jul 17
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Kelly K. Bensimon 30 Sep 17
There's no competition. Never has been. Women SHOULD support women. Period!
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Tara Dublin Is Witnessing Darwinism in Real Time 6 Sep 16
Using your middle finger to block people makes it extra satisfying
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MARIAFERNANDA🦋 13 May 16
"you have no friends"... I choose to have 1 friend because that 1 friend is better than having 6 fake ass friends!!
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Heather Libby May 24
The real reason to wear a mask right now is because it prevents you from making a right dingus of yourself when a piece of cottonwood floof flies up your nose and you spaz out in front of everyone else in the Famous Foods lineup.
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Haskins 🤙 7 Oct 16
This is my wife. She's really pretty. Hard to believe she fell in love with me.
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Todd Roy 8 May 17
FYI - You cannot, I REPEAT, CANNOT sneak up on a cow and tip it over by pushing it.
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Miriam Hussain 31 Oct 17
1 year without the Stendig Calendar & I'm not missing out again. Bought early from 👍🏽Get it before you regret it!
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abby wawrzynski 9 Oct 15
huge congrats to my cookie tuesday eating partner for her L's today👯👀👮🏾
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CaptainTouchback 3 Jul 16
Tips for gift giving on the wife's birthday. The gift should be: 1. thoughtful 2. on time 3. with gift receipts
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Anthony William Catt 23 Mar 18
When dressed as Duff-Man for a Fancy Dress run in the city with - don’t be late as you’ll have to run around the streets chasing after them on your own dressed like a hero in a red cape
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Laura Byrnes 10 Feb 16
Ladies: If yr boyfriend picking strategy looks very similar to your shelter dog rescue strategy, you may be part of the problem
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Mason Ramagos 11 Nov 16
Life hack: when making a fake Instagram (commonly known as a "finsta") make sure it's not linked to your Facebook...😕
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Paul 21 Jan 16
It's Thursday night.... What else would any person be doing bro?
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Coach Caleb 4 Apr 16
Gave my body up for the team tonight! Head first slide into 3rd wearing shorts.... &Chill?
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CryptoBeradyme Jun 21
I try to be honest with you all. I banked pretty hard on LTC/BTC. I still think there will be some upward movement in the coming 44 days. Watching 10k break while LTCUSD barely moved hurts. Still made money but it felt weird not having my usual stack of BTC.
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