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Justin Chisholm 10 Jan 14
The moon is a planet
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Justin Chisholm 8 Jan 14
If she rejects you, harass her to no end
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Mocha 15 Apr 16
I don't know why hooman is yelling at me to get down. I jump up here all da time when they're not home.
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Amy C  Henderson 28 Oct 10
All of Moses' normal seats are taken so he invaded Esther's five foot personal space bubble to run her out of his seat.
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Mufasa & Lulu Jun 17
When you tell your kidlets to eat their vegetables.. Lulu: β€œ You’re not my real mom!!” πŸ˜±πŸ™ˆπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
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#hephapsquirrel. 31 Dec 14
there's a party after the party
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Emily Sinfield 19 Nov 12
If I sit inbetween you and your uni work you'll have to love me.
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Owyn Robinson 8 Jan 14
If a girl blocks you on every social networking site then ask her friends for her number
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Owyn Robinson 7 Jan 14
you will go to hell and get anal raped by the devil if you don't like pancakes
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~Fluffy Boi Lumi 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿~ 23 Jul 13
Meow. That is all.
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Leonidas Benoit 26 Mar 13
Same sex marriage doesnt bother me. I mean come on, I hump blankets.
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Amanda Bell Mar 21
I'd just like to say...I do spend a 3 figure sum a month on kitten food....it appears he prefers gluten free bread crusts eaten off a chest from the 17th century (1625 to be specific)
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Mimi Dublin Knowles 14 Apr 18
that defies human explanation.... The bottom of the food bowl is all covered except for one teeny tiny little spot. So of course, according to cats, that bowl MUST be empty. 😜
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abby oringer 24 Apr 14
"Purrrr more, hiss less"
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π’¦π’Ύπ“‰π“‰π“Ž 14 Mar 15
Sometimes I have so many things that I want to do, that I just end up doing nothing lol
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` 31 Dec 14
and then after pool party theres a after party again bc
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Monkey D. Luffy 12 Mar 14
Calls dibs on girls he doesn't know
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ana marie cox 29 Jun 12
It is after the 4 mile run that the cats choose to cuddle with me.
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Sneezy 20 Aug 14
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KClarkPhotography 17 Aug 17
She ran away when she thought it was her transportation box. Now she knows it's mine she's ready to go.
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