Twitter | Search | |
Search Refresh
Brennah Rose Mayo 12h
Party of 50+ people singing Christmas carols at work.
Reply Retweet Like
Blood㋐👻㋐Machine [Commissions OPEN] Nov 18
Crystal Hand PRobably the last art for a few days until I have moved again stress time!
Reply Retweet Like
Blood㋐👻㋐Machine [Commissions OPEN] Nov 6
Reply Retweet Like
I am Jack Dec 7
Karma: you make room in the seat next to you and somebody instantly sits next to you and spreads out while others take up two seats.
Reply Retweet Like
izzy 🌚 13h
Uni work got me considering doing this rn
Reply Retweet Like
Toni Sokolov Nov 3
Amount of times that Ferrari disappointed me:
Reply Retweet Like
كنده 6h
The one time I went out of the house w/o my laptop is the time i need it thee most.
Reply Retweet Like
Brice Brown Oct 12
I joined the Air-force to get out of Idaho and explore the world. They stationed me in fucking Mountain Home.
Reply Retweet Like
Redstache Zach Sep 27
Reply Retweet Like
Blood㋐👻㋐Machine [Commissions OPEN] Nov 12
Reply Retweet Like
RAM 11h
So I'm here trying to save a little money and study to graduate, kick start my career and produce an album and you're trying to make me feel bad about not having time? . . I Have No Time For Myself.
Reply Retweet Like
RogerMpls 1h
Replying to @jillonair
Why? I live about 19 miles from work and I covered that in a brisk 75 minutes, this morning.
Reply Retweet Like
Pep’s Barca Nov 29
Replying to @Day_Daz_
Please, Valverde sacks but does not get sacked.
Reply Retweet Like
Jane Fallon Oct 8
Today’s slow cooker haul about to go in, along with some veg meatballs & half a ton of garlic.
Reply Retweet Like
karlen ✨ Dec 6
*googles why its not allowed to drink beers after anti tetanus vaccine hahahaha
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Roe Dec 7
Just logged in to twitter for the first time in ages. Had to update my age from 23 to 29... That was harrowing 😬
Reply Retweet Like
Paige Watson Dec 2
Are we really gonna let these Instagram Influencer girls convince us that BIKE SHORTS are acceptable in any situation other than BIKING? (...sudden mumbling and whispering from group...) Wait. What now? I am being told that yes. Yes, we are in fact going to allow it.
Reply Retweet Like
tim Dec 7
cats having some loud ass sex right outside my window 😎
Reply Retweet Like
Author Samantha Evergreen📝 Oct 23
Ohhhhh God my grandma is reading MY BOOK! This is my biggest anxiety!!! Because it has an relationship in it. Talks about mental health and drug use. Andddd it's a murder mystery...... I'm scared send help.
Reply Retweet Like
𝘚ƚυ🌹 8h
Suffering from the most incurable hiccups of my life
Reply Retweet Like