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Ralph Nelson Willett Aug 11
Q: What do astronauts use to pay for their coffee? A: Starbucks
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Jewish Comedians Aug 12
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. — Groucho Marx | |
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C.O. ♊️ 14h
how you feel when yo stomach hurtin 😭💩
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Barry S. Brunswick Children's Author 12h
It's not Friday, it's Monday I'm in love, but only because of Monday Madness!!
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‏ً 4h
Bruh this has me in tears 💀kids be bots for teammates
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Willis Newman Aug 12
That's the kind of stuff she likes, though?!
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Grae Hall Aug 17
Do KFC shareholders invest in chicken stock? 🍗
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Ajay Sen Aug 18
Question:why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? Answer:because she kept running away from the ball🤣
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John Echeverri 14h
"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" -
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RichGreen Aug 18
Is Star Trek Madonna's favorite show?
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Utkarsh Piyush Aug 18
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Elizabeth Yin Aug 15
We sent out a joke on April Fool's Day stating that we were pivoting our business to be a scooter company. We *still* get angry emails months later about how if we had any common sense, we would be investing in people's startups instead of pouring money into dumb scooters.
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Jokify 11h
Tell me what features you would like to see in the app ! 😄
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Rachel McMahan Aug 14
I think I’m cured! 😉🎉
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Ⓜ️ichael Grant Aug 17
Now that I’ve muted the AFC I am eager to see the changes that occur
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Jewish Comedians 17h
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. — Groucho Marx | |
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Sophia Yacoby Aug 17
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don man 16h
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Chekenyenye 18h
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Chekenyenye 18h
lf you're happy with one girlfriend ......, THEN IMAGINE having 10 girlfriends... 🤔 Happiness will surely kill you......🤣🤣
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