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Tales of Accra May 20
If U Text A Girl, "How Are You ?" And She Replies " Hmm Good" , Bro Abeg , Switch Off Ur Phone, Remove The Battery And Chew The Sim Card . It's A Mobile Money Trap! This Information Is From The Minister Of Finance...! 😂
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@Miffer May 25
Liverpool offering the fans who have flights cancelled to Kiev the opportunity to go Anfield instead,Is like being nailed on to bang Kelly Brook but end up shagging Katie Hopkins
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Environment Latest May 19
Q: How are Republicans planning to reduce record heating bills this winter? A: Global Warming!
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ChipTheChihuahua May 23
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Jokes OK Please 18h
My son came home as I was taking his door off it’s hinges and asked “Dad what are you doing?” “We’ve updated our privacy policy”
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John McGuinness May 23
Once again guided on to the ferry at heysham and damaged the underside of my camper!! Blokes are that lazy they can’t even be arsed to bend down and watch, just guide you on until it hits the floor! 👎🏻👎🏻
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⚫⚪Geordie Gaz⚫⚪ May 24
Absolutely embarrassing from tonight, absolutely no reason to cut 90% of their rivals ticket allocation...obviously fed up of watching celebrate at Ibrox
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Yoga Latest May 23
What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose.
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Kfanatics 3x2💕 (비투비 & 레드벨벳) May 19
Watch me insert all 45 episodes of WGM when Sungjae goes here for his VTR. Surely he'll cry his eyes out Take it with a grain of salt 😂
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Chess Latest May 21
Why do geeky guys like curvy women? Because theyre chess nuts.
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Lexi 💨 May 24
Davison is a complete they really blocked cool math... stupid bitches
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Craig McEwan May 20
Any chance of West SJFA releasing the fixtures. 2 games left and no clue when we are playing them. Right good laugh when we have players away on holiday and no players to play the game.
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Andy Mitchell May 22
Im not a vindictive man and I honestly think Im fair and quite a decent bloke but tonite I will say Gary Rowett (who Ive willed to do well and succeed) U are a utter Bastard ! And I’m no keyboard warrior I would say it to your face You have shit on 22k ST holders Loyalty🐑?
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Matt Newbold May 26
Lions have been absolutely slaughtered by the umpires. Skill errors and mistakes have lost this game but the men in green have largely decided the result
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Liz Hall 1h
Hey 45 mins on your chat 20 mins on the phone to you damaged item not resolved here's a tip font then say "you need to listen to me" to an angry customer
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DAYANA💚 May 25
millennials aprenden a usar iphone
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Dippin Donuts May 22
GLAZED & CONFUSED Of The Week! (If you have good donut humor please send us your jokes via messager!)
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Chess Latest May 17
Why is chess just like real life? The king can only take a step at a time and the queen can do as she pleases.
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Ernie and Berti May 23
A little for you.
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Jokes OK Please 5h
I was delighted when my wife suggested we bring a third person into our relationship.... "Your friend Katie perhaps?" I mused. "I've always had a bit of a thing for her." She replied, "No, you prick!! I meant a baby."
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