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longtong dawam jude Aug 14
You have first class in Marine Engineering and yet you canโ€™t identify a Marine spirit is that not a waste of certificate ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ??
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Ellen P MacPherson Aug 10
Pretty Little Thing canโ€™t send me next day delivery because of high demand of orders but they can send Kylie Jenner a personalised motorbike
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Miss Gainsborough 13h
There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on.
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Michael McGuane Aug 10
Another around the corner bullshit kick by Billings . Takes a mark, 10 metres out, directly in front and has a snap shot that gets touched. Where is the care factor? Stop taking the easy way out, steal your mind instead, go back and convert with a drop punt.
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hopeless hope Aug 14
Maybe because his little cutie said hi?
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Larry David Quotes Aug 15
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llyoungster Aug 14
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you -
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Rose McIver Aug 15
Pirate Pak Day is no joke.
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ChipTheChihuahua Aug 15
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Nickelodeon 21h
It's ! What's your favorite ? ๐Ÿคฃ
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matt baines Aug 14
Ben stokes not guilty,, they'd have sent me down!
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Avrin Kelly Aug 10
After the day I've had, I need a good : ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Patrick Williams Aug 10
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Daria Berenato Aug 10
Funny to me how is HANDING out opportunities like theyโ€™re nothin.. well to everyone but Mandy and I that is... haha but only when itโ€™s convenient for her .. why donโ€™t you feed us or are u scared weโ€™d make a joke outta ur top rising stars ๐ŸŒŸ
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Glen (๐ผ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐’ถ๐“‚) Aug 13
I got attacked by 3 fellas last night. I managed to knock one out. Maybe not the best time for a wa*k but it could've been my last.....
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Jason Borg 1m
Appreciation post: When a prelim chemist throws me a good science joke to break the monotony of topic test marking! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Al Botcino 3m
(In a coffeeshop) Me: Eureka! You killed my wife! TV: Wanna dress up? Me: F**k you! Doctor: OMG! *doesn't think this is funny*
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๐ŸบHealth Drink Chowdary ๐Ÿฅ‚ 22m
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Jokes OK Please 35m
So what if i don't know what "Armageddon" means?. It's not the end of the world.
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Tom Dearsley 2h
Replying to @BBCSport
Most over rated player in the championship! 3 goals and 6 assists in 2017/18 and they value him at ยฃ30+ million??
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