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Eternal Fat Kid 23 Feb 16
*kicks a rock* *loses his shoe* *falls into trashcan* *people finally clap*
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Samuel Graham 23 Feb 16
Go back to New Hampshire and succumb to the meth epidemic
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Fox 🦊 23 Feb 16
What's ...it's hard when you're the...
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John Webber 23 Feb 16
Open up a little B&B, just him and his mom
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Real Fake P0TUS 23 Feb 16
: Apologize to Al Gore.
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TODD SPENCE 23 Feb 16
I photoshopped Jeb as Barney Fife for the fun of it. RT
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lancegould 23 Feb 16
Host of next Celebrity Apprentice
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LJ & 10,000 Hedgehogs 23 Feb 16
Supergirl's new love interest
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Sketchy Robot 23 Feb 16
Opening a pastry shop called Litte Jebbies
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Cthulhu for America 23 Feb 16
Faced with the downfall of House Bush, Barbara turns to a real God for succor
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Real Fake P0TUS 23 Feb 16
Future site of the Jebya Bush Presidential Library.
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Rob Noblin 23 Feb 16
Going around to schools acting in presentations about what it's like to be bullied.
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Christoph Paul 23 Feb 16
Dancing With The Stars. I'm not trying to be funny, I honestly see him on that show in a year.
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Aidan forgets why he 23 Feb 16
Change his name to George and hope for better luck against Kanye in 2020
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Jeff Barrett 23 Feb 16
About to drop a mixtape that's fire. 🔥🔥🔥
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Kabir Iyengar 23 Feb 16
Appoint him head of . It'll cost $130m, but he'll shut it down after 6 months.
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Kabir Iyengar 23 Feb 16
- Drop the hottest mixtape of 2016 🔥🔥
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Cleavage Crumbs 23 Feb 16
Get his own reality show "Behind the Bushes"
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Eric Wolfson 23 Feb 16
Back into his mother's basement.
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AJ+ 23 Feb 16
What will be? Twitter weighs in:
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