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Monika Lee 23 Dec 14
Holy shitsnacks, flying during the holidays. What was I thinking. o-o
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Meg Rayner 26 Jun 16
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Joey Brazzale Dec 23
Nothing like a stone cold blackout to remind you you’re not 18 anymore
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looseedition Apr 6
Paul Pierce said he was better than Dwyane Wade and Jalen brought all the receipts 😂😂🤣
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Alex Hunter 2 May 18
My May 😬 It seemed reasonable at the time.
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The Nash is coming from inside the house 9 Jun 16
You will never see a cat move faster than when you accidentally drop the bag of treats.
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Genevieve 2 May 16
10 minutes later, stuck at 89%
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ERIN SHORT • the bliss between 20 Nov 17
Out here grocery shopping hungry 😬
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Idris Elbow 16 Oct 14
My notifications are blowing up right now.
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Bah Humpug 26 Jan 16
"That's one small step for pug- ack! Cold paw! Cold paw! Help! The snow is sucking me in!"
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Kudy 22 Dec 17
In order to preserve PTO I am one of 3 people in the office next weds-fri ?
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NHL on NBC 23 May 16
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Prof Richard Johnston 1 Jan 16
So, that's what too much bubble bath looks like in a hydromassage bath
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OH at City Hall 18 Oct 17
1: “How do we pay for it?” 2: “There’s always money in the PR Budget.” PR: “What am I, the f💣Ing Bluth Banana Stand?!”
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Andrea Proske 5 Apr 16
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Helmut Newton 19 Feb 16
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Alexandra Weinroth 11 Jul 17
"They can't arrest a father and son for the same crime."
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Jasmine Guillory 5 Apr 16
I only ordered one glass of room service wine.
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Bao Bao 15 Oct 14
Uh-oh.. how do I get down? I did not consider this before climbing.
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Jeff Patneaude 1 May 18
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