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Rossendale Rubicon 17h
to ask how Adam's beard is growing
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Donald Fart Apr 21
Generally, when you have to claim you’re an “honest person” you have a problem.
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Donald Fart Apr 21
Replying to @waltshaub @PressSec
It would appear is so shameless as to lie about lying.
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MARK HUGHES . UNSUNG HERO 2018 13h
Doe's anyone know when the school holidays sorry mp's holidays finish,as it's nice not to hear a bloody thing about Brexit
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Donald Fart Apr 20
“Unflattering?” Really?
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Ashley Robinson 9h
that I’m more exited for the new iOS and what the rumour mill says it does to iPads, than I am the new devices?
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Darren Gibson Apr 20
that Josh looks tiny next to Paul Merton on HIGNY thought it was a game of thrones parody with a crap Tyrion Lannister
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Matthew Davis Apr 21
that the worst thing about this US Census 2020 appeal ISN'T the fact that it needs to clarify you won't be deported for taking part in it?
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Donald Fart Apr 20
Replying to @MSNBC @PressSec
Well that’s OK then. As , you’re allowed three slips of the tongue over three days. I mean, you’re only speaking on behalf of the US government, after all.
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Donald Fart Apr 21
Replying to @PreetBharara @PressSec
It would appear Mueller heard that from Sarah Sanders herself.
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Donald Fart Apr 20
The funny thing is, the Mueller report largely confirms what they’ve been reporting while you lied about much of it. Funny that everyone except is apparently against you. Why might that be?
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Donald Fart Apr 20
Does he take notes, though? Cause if so apparently he’s not a, “proper lawyer”.
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Thomas Atkin Apr 21
that Tony Blair was a reight cunt earlier this week saying its migrnats fault the far right has sprung up (which is bullshit) as they havent intergrated enough? (Also bullshit)
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Donald Fart 14h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Err, apart from all your apparent crimes as outlined by the Mueller report, aren’t you ? And what are all these ongoing criminal investigations Mueller references?
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Donald Fart Apr 21
If you spent the same energy fighting Russian election interference that you spend fighting the US media, American elections might remain democratic.
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Edward Mason Apr 21
That 'Brexit Negotiations' has been removed from the Ongoing section on Wikipedia after THREE YEARS. Do they know something we don't?
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MARK HUGHES . UNSUNG HERO 2018 Apr 21
After being caught drinking on the tube i can see why Mrs Abbott has problems
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Ella Apr 17
that only a dozen MPs showed up to discuss mental health support for youths, yet they couldn't all fit in the room when discussing their salaries?
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Harry Craig 🇪🇺 Apr 21
that Alex should run for Prime Minister after a comedian won the Ukrainian election?
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Donald Fart Apr 20
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Do you still have one of the world’s great memories?
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