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The Penguin 11 Jul 16
, I would use my umbrella to protect myself from a shitstorm.
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Tom Hall ☘ 11 Jul 16
Let's see: I'd have more Twitter followers than my favorite actor Oh wait...
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hannah 11 Jul 16
I'd delete this account ASAP y'all ain't aloud to dig up my old tweets about one direction and eating cereal with a spoon
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luc 11 Jul 16
I'd still act like everyone's fan
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extremely online guy 11 Jul 16
no one would be allowed to criticize me
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NIIC the Singing Dog 11 Jul 16
I would bring back Stoop Kid! I would also do this if I was voted president, or if it was Tuesday
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🇱🇨 11 Jul 16
I'd build a homeless shelter that will help homeless people get jobs
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tessa✨ 11 Jul 16
I would be best friends with Joy
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Jennifer subtly 11 Jul 16
I'd wear fresh flowers in my hair often.
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zadaaaa✨ 11 Jul 16
id buy a new house for the family, pay my tuition for high school and college. then id spoil my mom and dad ❤️
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🇱🇨 11 Jul 16
I'd pay my way through college
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MyPrettyLittleWorld 11 Jul 16
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Cori Simone 11 Jul 16
I'd use my voice 4 good. Speak 4 causes that r near & dear 2 me. 2 show ppl. if a lil' girl from Harlem did it, so can u.
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CreeTia 11 Jul 16
Rain would be my BFF and I would attend all of his concerts.
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LucyMichelle 11 Jul 16
I would be who I wanted to be and not be influence into being something I'm not.
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A vida começa aos quarenta 11 Jul 16
I'd do all the things I'm too broke to do.
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LucyMichelle 11 Jul 16
I wouldn't leave my fans waiting in the cold before any event 👌🏻
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Brando 11 Jul 16
I would be able to tweet "Just farted" and get 200k retweets.
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Donald J. Drumpf 11 Jul 16
I'd want everyone in America to be familiar with my sausage
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¿ Edward Nygma ? 11 Jul 16
I will enlighten every serious fool with a shot of the required sense of humor.
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