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Emily 2 May 14
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Mike Sanders Aug 24
Heres me.... I leapt from a boat in mallorca with the elegance of a swan and agility of a cat
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Mᴀʟɪɴ Ⓜ 19 Jan 15
My mouth still tastes like I've been to the dentist
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JΘSHUΔ 12 Apr 15
Played football today for he first time in forever...I thought I was going to die.
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Jack Shmidt Sep 4
Getting my little old lady Mom, In the shower....is like wrangling an old cranky cat to the bath. Nekkid, rolling around in the house, in her wheelchair, smoking a cigarette, wanting one last sip of her coke b4 she goes to bathe....over the course of an hour.
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Abigail Mann 27 Feb 16
Was sent this by a colleague from my previous school this week. Nice to be remembered.
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Jessica Thomas 17 Dec 15
So this just happened.....
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Naomi H. Downing 5 Apr 15
you inhale water and start coughing really hard, but then you inhale spit because you're coughing.
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Ally Sep 10
No land speed, altitude nor distance records. Extremely grateful, however, that I didn’t die after a rather silly driver caused me to lose control. 🚴🏼‍♀️😳
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maggie garrity 17 Jan 15
And by worked out I mean walked on the treadmill for 10 minutes, ran for 2, laid on the floor for another 5. ♿
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Hannah Goodwin 31 Jul 11
I just got attacked by some giant ass spiders.
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Ciara 9 Feb 16
Side Note: I was the only one brave (or stupid) enough to check it out.
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Kristen Donna 🌻 4 Feb 16
Almost got hit by a car this morning. Cool way to start of my day.
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Colton Farnsworth 29 Oct 15
*hydroplanes off the freeway* Welp no football game in pokey for me
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laur 7 Jul 16
today was very eventful
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Ahmenda 13 Apr 15
Black devil snapped a lead rope today so that was how my ride went :-)
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Michalla:) 8 Feb 13
that dream i had last night <<<<<
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Natalie 25 Oct 11
That two weeks off of basketball killed me. so that's always a plus.
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liss 19 Jul 14
@Towieeereyes lmao low-key it was still scary af 💁🙆👍
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n. 21 Dec 15
Andrew in the back though 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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