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Officer Randall Arsenault Jun 18
Getting home at 3:30 am after an 18 hour work day and devouring a McCain cake in a suit.
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Captain Schlasser: Leader of Men Jan 7
Oh fun, it's 16-13 Alabama. They're just toying with them before they kill them off. This'll be over soon enough. *CLEMSON SCORES 30 UNANSWERED POINTS* Goddamn every Bama fan is having such a period you could call it the Crimson Tide.
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Zaki Hasan Jul 23
I guess you could say it’s been in...wait for it...Cruise control.
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John Ross Bowie Nov 25
Pecker's gonna leak? What is he, going soft?
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Rakiah Feb 12
- I was reading, you know. - I know.
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yvette nicole brown May 11
I just blocked someone for being annoying. That was their only “crime”. They were so annoying I stopped trying to figure out what they were trying to say. I no longer CARED if it was valid. I just counted the cost of tweets from them in my timeline & cut my losses
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ISEB Aug 27
Replying to @i_s_e_b
At which point I flipped it over to show off the NSFW side and he threw his hands up and immediately stalked out of my studio. So that's the story of how my nekkid Ignis daki traumatized my 36-year-old straitlaced brother lmaooooo
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Kimberly ❄️😈 Mar 26
I had to jump on the edit train. . Tom is now a Disney Princess.
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Schuyler Smith 🎄❄️ Aug 6
I watched this video an unhealthy amount of times.
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Whitney Hemsath (aka W.O. Hemsath) Feb 6
Some days I look at him and think he is changing so much. Other days I look at him and think he's just static.
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Running With Scissors Oct 27
All sizes of "I REGRET NOTHING" shirts are now back in stock! Get em while they're hot!
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jay smooth Nov 2
Hi I'm that New Yorker you hate, having a cocktail in the bar at the Wegman's supermarket
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tired pig mum May 29
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💧Emily Feb 3
Replying to @SethMacFarlane
I absolutely love The Orville. It actually feels more like Trek than Discovery does... *ducks for cover*
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James Clark Jun 25
Pro tip: Wait until your EIC is out of the office covering a trial, then go apeshit writing a several-thousand word story on "John Wick" before he can reign you in.
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Hannah Radenkova Aug 19
Um. I may have bought a thing.
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✨Seyumei✨ Apr 5
IT IS DONE. Heres my finished scene for as well as my first and only contribution to the Sonic fandom lmao. :'D Thank you for letting me be a part of this !
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Sokudukeh 💮 Apr 22
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙨𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚™ Jul 19
Meanwhile, at Ashley's toga party in Markham... (88% of the time, this type of shit is the reason i make you wait downstairs an extra 5 mins before coming up 🙌👊 ? Lol)
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Joe Sonka 😐 Sep 27
Replying to @joesonka
🗣🎤🎶Thiiiis is how we dooo it🎵 🎃🥚🥃
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