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CathysCraftyDesigns Sep 19
Religion is like a penis....
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Jon Winokur Sep 17
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. LARRY DAVID
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Commander Vikram W Karve Sep 20
In "Snakes and Ladders" - there was a snake's mouth at 99 which brought you down to single digits. Suspension of Twitter Account is similar. Suspended Account had around 15K Followers - and now - I have to start building my new account from scratch.
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Joe Bonsall Sep 18
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' ' Twelve thirty.' BA DUM
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Fotografía&Filosofía Sep 18
Fantastic!!!👋👋👋👍
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Melody Wingfield Sep 20
I think this was supposed to be validating? I feel sooo validated.
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Alex Merced 15h
If I changed all the file icons on a computer to photos of Cher... would that be called File Chering and would Metallica sue me for doing it?
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Elixir Digest Sep 20
Everyone knows devs use dark theme, why is Stack Overflow light?
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Jesse Seth Frankel Sep 20
Ready for ! Nothing ever happens in Ames, Iowa, or so Greg Allenby--16--thinks. One night, though, three visitors arrive, and his life will never be the same. Get ready. Company's coming.
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John Wisdom Sep 19
ripe strawberries dripping from her lips— I bookmark my page
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Admire 1h
WTF how she is driving the car,, only girls can do this
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Programmers Memes Sep 21
This guy is definitly a programmer, don't you think so ?
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Toilet Talk Comics Sep 18
All NEW Comic! —-> “Paper Thief”
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Bella Sep 20
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Phrasal Cards Sep 21
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Uriel Angel Sep 21
In the past people told me that animals do not have emotions ... They have not met my cat Sometimes hè looks at me with an expression like Wtf are you doing?
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Hoy es un día de esos Sep 20
Hoy enfrento mis miedos! 😱😨😱 Today I face my fears! - Retweet if you ever felt this way -
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Melody Wingfield Sep 18
The vesica pisces center is eye-shaped and purple for a reason.
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Melody Wingfield 15h
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vanessa magallanes 19h
Ayy Papantla your children fly!!!
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