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sean 🤫 Oct 4
I can’t tell you wtf I did tonight but I can tell you that I was high as shit doing it I deadass had too much fun LMAO
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Jacob Alerte Dec 14
Why when ppl order food we say... “Can I get ahhhh” 😂 I’m weak in the knees!
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HEAVENLY MAN Jan 21
88 is just 69 for fat people
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Bbynezz 👑 Jul 15
Imagine when it’s 2060 and your a grandma and your grandchildren ask “when were u born ? “ And you say the late 1900,s 😂😂 that shit sounds so old they’re going to be like “omg you were alive for the 1900’s “ ? !! Lmfao oh man.
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Cal Montgomery. 🤙🏾 Sep 10
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honour&serve May 14
what colour is a mirror?
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سارا 🥀 Dec 14
If you’re ever mad at someone And they’re eating trail mix you could say “hey you want to know what’s cool about trail mix, you get that crunch you get that sweet, and you get that saallltttyyy”
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6th sense 👌 Jul 7
Replying to @blvck_Witch
Only if we can meet the loyal ones we won't joke with them, we have emotions too
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LB. May 2
In love with the idea of love , but probably won't ever be in love 😂
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MIDDLE CHILD 🌟 Jan 16
Don't you think they're should be something called of possible things u'll say when u get high. What do y'all feel???
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Nour Hadidi Jan 5
I wish I never had to wear a bra again
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peyton May 8
Today for dinner we had tacos with pulled chickpea pork, cauliflower rice, and lettuce on a gluten free tortilla. Don’t worry y’all I’m vaccinated tho 💉
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Emma McGovern Jan 2
I just smoked a joint and listened to for the first time and it was like a religious experience
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Young Sky 😈😎 Mar 6
bruh. This concert I’m putting on in the kitchen while I’m finishing this spaghetti needs to be recorded!
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alchemist. Jun 9
Yal, um high af and my sisters gone text me on some dumb shit. Look at this shit man. 😂😂😂 .
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Nour Hadidi Jan 5
In a park full of mallards I would not want to be the mandarin duck but I feel like I would have to
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Maynard Miyazaki Sep 5
Replying to @MiddleWayMay
2/2 Wait what was I gonna tell ya? Oh right well aside from I love you. Why do I get a sense it’s hard for you to say it back we’ve been friends a long time like, I’m not in need bro I’m thinking if your like that I wanna know why... cause I love ya your a great guy.
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Kika De Sade 🦇 Jul 2
I just want to meet a shy boy that will let me do whatever I want with him
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Chicken Fingers Mar 1
It's funny how my can fluctuate from ridiculous to morose.
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Chris Snoopy May 6
🍁💨“Those seats look hella comfortable but we can’t sit down cuz we won’t get back up.” -
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