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ANGIEMARIE 53m
My vote goes to Peach-Banana-Rita, which just so happens to rhyme with beach cabana. Coincidence? 🍑🍌
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RITAS Dec 5
when you get more insufficient fund notices from your bank than texts from your crush.
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RITAS Nov 28
when you double-tap their post from last year.
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Stephanie Rainone Jul 17
I picked Lemon-Ade-Rita because I make lemonade into lemons. What can you do? 🍋🍋
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danielle beal Jul 17
I picked Straw-Ber-Rita because we share the same philosophy: Stay juicy. 🍓🍓
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Matt Mamros Dec 13
They deleted the with on now how am I supposed to watch my favorite commercial of all time 😭💔
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m e g a _ _ _ _ Jul 17
I picked Peach-A-Rita and not just because it’s also the booty emoji. 🍑🍑
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Cindy Schmied Jul 27
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RITAS Nov 21
Anything can be stuffing if you just call it stuffing.
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jules Jul 23
My tequila face is Tongues Out. It’s when my tongue needs fresh air and is searching for a RITA.
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Anheuser-Busch of New Jersey Jun 27
Relax by the pool with a 25 ounce can of Pine-Apple-Rita.
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Better Brands Dec 12
We’ve never been more jealous of a paper straw.
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RITAS Dec 12
because holiday shoppers are basically dangerous animals.
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Jose Sep 12
Sorry, . There’s no way I can pick against the in this week’s !
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Dana Distributors Dec 13
The great thing about drinking a RITA responsibly is that it’s really easy. It’s literally just doing nothing. Wow, how relaxing.
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RITAS Dec 10
because it’s cheaper than a new parka.
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RITAS Dec 7
at 4:07 pm because when the sun sets, it's time to party.
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NirvanasAngel Dec 6
Nah. when your crush DOES text you... safe drinking, guys!
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Ryan. Dec 6
How tf you gonna if you have insufficient funds, dummy.
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RITAS Nov 27
when you realized how much you spent over the last few days. but
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