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Jeff Ryan 31 Dec 13
Just did the most hilarious tweet ever not to be posted. Too old for this shit.
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George Reimann Nov 12
Let's see how long it takes to censor this truth !!?!?
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Kat Deevers 14 Mar 14
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๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ 26 Jan 14
I'm not even watching the Grammys and I know what's going on.
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lil' fodenโ„ข 20 Nov 13
What the fuck is this bullshit???
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m 10 Jan 14
โ™ฅRT โ™ฅFOLLOW ME โ™ฅFOLLOW EVERYONE WHO RT โ™ฅGAIN โ™ฅBE HAPPY :))
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lily blackwood Jan 2
You ever try something for first time and hate it so goddamn much you never give it a chance?... then years later realized you actually made yourself an account and now you enjoy it ....
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Brandon Urbance 3 Sep 13
I thought I blocked you so you couldn't see me tweeting while I'm ignoring your txt
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October Shinobi 5 Jun 14
Replying to @lilmeggies
โ€œ: Why is it so hard to fall asleep...โ€
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Charles O'Donnell (Inventor of the Tractor Beamโ„ข) Aug 4
It's not even 7 a.m. and I've already written over 800 words! They're all tweets, but that counts, right?
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czarnaa 12 Aug 13
It unfollowed like half the people that favorited or retweeted my tweets
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Jamie Buck 10 Jun 13
sorry to break everyones hearts but i dont have any funny pictures of you
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Mickey 11 Sep 13
okay maybe im not the only one having this problem
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Jonathan 5 Mar 13
Some of you kids seriously never stop bitching. Do you people have any real issues in your life?
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๐Ÿš‘Ambulance.Driver๐Ÿš‘ Apr 13
Jesus. Just clicked on a picture of a chick fucking a sex mannequin that had NO HEAD. But, was wearing a condom. . ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Monica Gulvas๐Ÿ 17 Feb 13
leave phone for 5 minutes. Come back and i have 32 messages. I know they arent from my boyfriend
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Calvin (^S^) 28 Mar 13
I didn't even know some if you started following me....
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Nick 5-Tin 18 Nov 13
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E.B. Love Oct 17
I might gnaw on this painful food for thought a bit.
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Em 9 Sep 13
I can never focus on homework.
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