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Aurora Jul 16
The office is out of Waterloo and we have to drink regular water like peasants.
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Kendall Lacey 4h
Twitter squished everything into 1/2 the screen. Do trends/trending neeeeed the other 1/2? I just want an edit button! *stops moaning & goes back to cat pics*
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...Fat Thor 3h
Running outta space for for books.
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Nigel Downes 5h
Been another hot day. My shaving gel and shower gel have gone all runny and water like ☹️
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Paolo Jimenez 20h
Fuck. No WiFi on the plane.
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Caroline Schley Jul 16
In 2019, one of the main times when I realize how old I am is when I'm scrolling on a website to find my birth year.
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Tors 8h
Need a job... want money... dont wanna work (be away from Ayda) 😂🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😩
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Miriam Heddy‘s Tired Of Purity Politics🔥 12h
My pug, Tulip, refuses to admit she can get down from the bed (a very low bed) & so stays on the bed, yipping, till she gets a lift. It’s sheer stubbornness. When you go up, she runs away to the far side of the bed & rolls onto her back for a tummy rub.
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Becky Derbyshire 7h
Massive but THERE IS NO ICE CREAM LEFT IN EALING 🥵🆘
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Spencer Millbery 4h
This AC in my bedroom is soooo noisy
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Caitlin the Contrary #SqueeAF #PoetAF Jul 19
How am I sposed to followspree w no hashtag and FROM MOBILE? 😂😂😂
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Johan Berendjy 16h
Caught between enjoying a moment or capturing it on a smartphone.
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Jonathan Vass Jul 21
I hear talk of unbearable heat back home. All I want to do is sit on porcelain for maybe 5 minutes, then shower 50,000 times.
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Emily 14h
ah the fact that it’s not muggy in my air-conditioned home this morning is 👌🏼☔️
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Tracey 14h
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Beautiful Disaster Jul 22
Sitting here on the sofa with my coffee and my dog having a serious mental debate about whether or not I should go to work today
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Dustin Pexa Jul 20
*Auto toilet flushes for the 4th time* Guy in stall next to me: “Alright toilet, I’m still sitting here” 😂😂😂😂
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Desert Eagle ⭕ 18h
Not to sound boring, but instead of buying Gamer Girl Bath Water, you can probably buy lunch to a homeless person or donate those money somewhere.
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Tom Mustin 9h
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Muriel Demarcus 17h
Tonight’s dinner. Thought I had bought broccolis but my daughter is confused...
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