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Rebecca Stocks May 19
I CANT STAND RESTAURANTS THAT CHARGE YOU FOR SAUCE!!!!! Like excuse me?
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Carole (Ducky) 8m
Of course I am grateful to have the right to vote, but today’s toilet roll length of offerings made for a grim experience. 🤦🏻‍♀️ P.s. That sticker is making me itch. There should not be a space before the exclamation mark. 👀🙄🤦🏻‍♀️😂
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Karsten Samaschke May 23
Achievement unlocked: is good enough for 15min of internet fame. Next: Let’s make that a trending topic. I suggest using these two hashtags: Thank you!
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Noel Furlong 5h
Bit of an incident at the community hall after I mixed up Tai Chi & Kama Sutra. Peggy Hayes not talking to me now.
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Naya ❄️Queen of the North❄️ 6h
When your phone gets unplugged from the charger while you're sleeping and you got shit to do in the am
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Susie 13m
Replying to @wasCynicalPlod
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Michelle 14m
Some days, I’m very into the news cycle & I’m so grateful that we have it at our fingertips. But other days, like today, I’ve only been down the twitter rabbit hole for less than 10 minutes and it makes me so frustrated & angry & uncomfortable & anxious.
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Sean McC 5h
Toilets with sensors for flushing are shite! Arse has been sprayed with splash backs 4 times now and I’ve not even finished shitting yet 😫
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Cora 8h
So annoying when you want to book something, but they don't offer tickets yet. Also annoying when you book something b/c you have the money now, but they won't charge you before the end of July. I'm bad with not spending money I have in my account. 😇
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AT 12h
I've really hurt the corners of my mouth eating too many prawn crackers yesterday!
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SoftBearFeet May 16
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Kara Skehan 12h
This my friends is the face of a monster. Just 'screamed' at me for blocking her sunlight as I opened a drawer...
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Jessica Briscoe 4h
When you have to go to work wearing all of the make up that was professionally applied for something completely unrelated... 😳
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Nick Quantrill 19m
Kept a dignified silence about my lack of interest in Game of Thrones, but it seems the big finale last weekend meant Billions wasn't shown, so no catch-up for me tonight...
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Aly Morales 5h
Me: I want the new, fastest ever Macbook that they're releasing!!! Also me: Only uses Microsoft office and Safari to watch Golden Girls while I get ready in the morning.
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Coolyoku 2h
when you get a chance to ask your favourite characters anything, but you suddenly don't know what to ask
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acwyyjfsikqie 5h
my list of side project ideas is expanding so fast, but I still need to expand my minecraft factory
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Melissa Andrews 2h
So, I have a really cool phone case that I had customized with my favorite players on it Vinnie and Richie and I didn't want to use it because I didn't have a pop socket and then if I got one it would cover the pictures so I fixed that today🤷‍♀️
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Stephanie Fields 32m
At this point, why am I even trying to keep our yard green? 🔥🥵
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Christina Larsen 46m
How come men can manage to build car engines, computers, and skyscrapers, but can’t manage to put the roll of toilet in the holder? Isn’t sticking a rod in a hole, like their fav thing in the world to do?
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