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OneGoodDad 1h
Some guys start off the day exercising. Not me. My mornings begin playing Peppa Pig with this girl.
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Laws Of Fatherhood Nov 16
Law of no. 13: You and your wife will make up weird songs about monotonous tasks to keep your sanity. Just remember your kids might pick up on them. Our daughter's current favorite is "Buttcheek Mama" picked up during bath time.
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TOPTEN. 2h
x ! Y’all better have all game the for me when it’s my turn 🤞🏾❤️👶🏽💎 ___
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MrCheng Nov 9
To all the new fathers out there, Mr Cheng wants you to grasp this: “As a father you sometimes have to sacrifice time with your child, for your child”.
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Tim Ogunyemi Nov 16
My evening in one picture
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John Skinner Nov 18
is picking someone else's nose because he can't do it and it's no big deal
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Brandon Larson 3m
Replying to @ConcvCre8Repeat
It's required to move from ordinary results to extraordinary results. For me, is approached with weekly/monthly/yearly goals, constant learning about human development (child and myself), having mentors and role models, having goals, and have accountability partners.
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New Begin Surrogacy 24m
It’s not ‘daddy duty’—it’s
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Gary Cargill Nov 14
When your heart just goes BOOM!!!
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Lonnie Bozeman 17h
Another outstanding moment of . Apparently I make musicians. Following in his brothers footsteps. Jameson had a blast at his first performance.
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Laws Of Fatherhood Nov 12
Law of no. 10: Anyone that buys your kids clothing with snaps from ankles all the way up to their chin, fucking hates you with a passion and wants to make you suffer.
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Angel L Maysonet🇵🇷 Nov 17
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Laws Of Fatherhood Nov 14
Law of no. 12: Tell your kids you love them....frequently. Just be ready for your two year old to respond with things like, "No promises, Dad."
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STAND magazine 2h
"I don’t want my sons growing up wondering if dad is going to gamble away the grocery money or get into a fight and end up in jail" from Becoming Mr. Siegel by
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Objective Reality 16h
“Realizing you are now old moments” Lion King comes on TV. Daughter: who is Rafiki holding in the air? Me: Simba Daughter: No dad, that is Kion, Simba is big. 🤦‍♂️😪
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Alex Jones  ★ 3h
Two of my favorite entries on my six year old’s Xmas wishlist (verbatim): • A robot what can do anything • A cucumber that never ends
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James L. Knight 3h
My birthday is November 24 which is in five days and for the first time I can't think of anything I want. I just keep thinking about my son's birthday on the 30th! I can't wait to see him smash his first cake!!!
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gotham foundry works | brian s Nov 17
My 3 yr old just got her first taste of a Chevelle SS revving the engine... I love moments like these
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Kent Kingston 14h
Want to be a better dad? Check this out.
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The Secure Dad 54m
Mmm... pie. Believe it or not fatherhood is like pie. As we approach Thanksgiving spend quality time with those that you love, especially your kids. Once this time is gone, we can't get it back.
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