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charlotte 7h
I don't know what THAT is .... .... .... Plz don't tell me
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Mark Ellis 12h
Just a slug hanging from the garage door on a thread of sluggy secretion ... Mother Nature can be wonderfully gross sometimes.
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Diana Sep 13
don't ask me to join a picture then end up posting the one without me.
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nish patel 8h
Went to grab a drink ⁦⁩ in Cypress, TX today ... Looked to my left and down ... this was the site I saw
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co op mom 8h
Let's play guess that stain, the transit edition. At least I didn't see the person who left it. hfxtransit @ Dartmouth…
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iamprettyladyk Sep 9
I USE TO FUCK WITH SOME BUM ASS NIGGAS YO
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ManBearDawgPiiiiig Sep 11
ANAL GLAND UPDATE: Vet said my glands are shaped weird.. and I’m too fat. I’ll be accepting applications as my persona gland expresser.
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jil leonard Sep 15
2 arrested in racist attack on black student at University of Arizona via
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🕸🕷🐘Meg🐘🕷🕸 Sep 14
This is gonna give me nightmares.. no
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Adrienne Sep 11
Men owning cats freaks me out. Good thing I knew this guy after his cat days!
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Amir Yassai Sep 10
There is nothing more humblingly human than cleaning out earwax from your headphones 👂
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King Noctis Caelum ☠️⚔️ Sep 10
Welp... I am needed at this ummmmm.... meeting.... that yeah.....
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Ocean Living Sep 12
South Africa. You're on my shit list now.
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Chrissy Sep 15
Replying to @KidOfWrestlin
I need to vomit. wannabe groupies.
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Random Thoughts While Watching Horror Movies Sep 10
Replying to @leelo65
"Of course, that's where I left my keys! In the middle of this pile of guts."
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l.u.i.s Sep 7
this heat got all these guests looking like they just got off of splash mountain
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Lil XG Sep 12
Fingers crossed you’re a one term president. 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
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Tati 🌻 Sep 11
i be praying that someone comes & sanitizes the trains every morning but thats a little too much to ask for i guess. 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️
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itzverze Sep 9
Happy Monday earthlings!!!🤣🤣. Be happy because you're alive, so smile! Now go download or stream my new track which is OUT NOW and available on all musical platforms!! Y'all haven't truly heard shit yet…
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DOG Sep 10
icky bearded guy! Take those nasty, gun covered shoes off the table!!
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