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Superman 5 Mar 16
Rick Astley would never do anything bad to you ( and he has a pie chart to prove it ).
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Ace Bandages 4 Mar 16
Astronomers would later clarify that it was only a partial eclipse of the heart.
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Mixellany 4 Mar 16
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer? Let me call you a taxi.
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Donald Huddleston 4 Mar 16
Then there was another count down and it baffled everyone.
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Eamon 5 Mar 16
Hope you liked my latest song Hotel California everybody! Please take a Church of Satan brochure. Goodnight! Hail Satan!
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Ziggy 4 Mar 16
It's not easy being green....because the guy with the red pants keeps making fun of me...
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Captain America 4 Mar 16
What happens after Adele called a thousand times and finally showed up out of the blue, uninvited?
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MostInterestingDan 4 Mar 16
Turns out shouting at the devil is not a good idea he has a tendency to shout back and it doesn't end well.
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Eric Wolfson 4 Mar 16
Donald Trump left the cake out in the rain as part of his long line of failed business ventures, Trump Rain Cakes.
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Thinggtwoo 4 Mar 16
After deliberating, it was decided that "Antidisestablishmentarianism" was absolutely a harder word than "Sorry".
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Tish Eastman 4 Mar 16
Was this tag game yours? LOVE.❤️
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johntorresmusic 5 Mar 16
There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear...is it a booger??
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Undying Fidelity 5 Mar 16
After a DNA test, it was determined that Billie Jean's kid was indeed his son.
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Sean Paul Murphy 4 Mar 16
That deaf dumb and blind kid played a mean pinball, but turns out he could really see. Had to return all his winnings
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Chris Michael 5 Mar 16
It was not a lollipop, it was my cock!!!
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Glenn Wiens 5 Mar 16
Only 3 people Wang Chunged tonight.
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Jan Siegel 5 Mar 16
Actually, I won't survive.
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Kaye Sera 4 Mar 16
the raccoons gobbled the cake someone left out in the rain - now I can't get rid of them
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Collin 4 Mar 16
But alas, 867-5309 was not the phone number Jenny associated with her Facebook account
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Ian Power 5 Mar 16
Ironically Kanye then went on to marry one.
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