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Ace Bandages 4 Mar 16
Astronomers would later clarify that it was only a partial eclipse of the heart.
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Ziggy 4 Mar 16
It's not easy being green....because the guy with the red pants keeps making fun of me...
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Nora McManus 🤟 4 Mar 16
Thank You for Visiting the Jungle, Please Exit Through the Gift Shop
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Superman 5 Mar 16
Rick Astley would never do anything bad to you ( and he has a pie chart to prove it ).
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Donald Huddleston 4 Mar 16
Then there was another count down and it baffled everyone.
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Justspeak 4 Mar 16
Papa was never a rolling stone. He just carried their luggage while they were on tour
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Kaye Sera 4 Mar 16
the raccoons gobbled the cake someone left out in the rain - now I can't get rid of them
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Kirkby 5 Mar 16
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Sean Paul Murphy 4 Mar 16
That deaf dumb and blind kid played a mean pinball, but turns out he could really see. Had to return all his winnings
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Larry Kirschner 5 Mar 16
"Oops, wait a sec... problem number 47 is a bitch. My bad"
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MostInterestingDan 4 Mar 16
Turns out shouting at the devil is not a good idea he has a tendency to shout back and it doesn't end well.
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Chris Michael 5 Mar 16
It was not a lollipop, it was my cock!!!
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Tango Down 5 Mar 16
"Why, Why, Why, Delilah"? "Because I could".
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Captain America 4 Mar 16
What happens after Adele called a thousand times and finally showed up out of the blue, uninvited?
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Kacey 7 Mar 16
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Garrie Coleman 5 Mar 16
John ended up as best man at Gordon & Julie's wedding.
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Pete Moss 5 Mar 16
Well it was just an instrumental song with no lyrics so I ain't got a clue what it's about really
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Joseph Cognard 4 Mar 16
Does anyone believe that Jim Morrison would have needed directions to the next whiskey bar, or anyone would ask him why.
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Glenn Wiens 5 Mar 16
Only 3 people Wang Chunged tonight.
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Samantha 🍁🏜 4 Mar 16
So full. Ate the wolf.
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