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Casey Sinistar Aug 6
Me: "Okay guys, how're you gonna get past the guards?" Party Bard: "I'd like to polymorph into Danny DeVito and walk right by them." Me: "Fuck It dude, go for it." *Natty 20* Party Bard: "I'M THE TRASH MAN."
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nicoroni and cheese @ commish grind 17h
u may know him as valke but i know him as Dumbass
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PaladinDad Aug 13
Did you hear about the egotistical geletinius cube? It was self-absorbed!
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くコ:彡 Aug 13
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The GodDamn DM Aug 8
Anyone in the market for a new familiar?
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Jones Aug 13
memories Inserting vendors into my campaign who advertise false products, like the potion vendor that everyone took at face value and didn't detect magic on their wares. Nothing quite like a player depending on coloured water to save the day.
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alex @ Dragon Crunch 🐲 Aug 12
Starting a new dnd campaign soon with a character I made for a one-shot! I'm really excited to get to play out her story!!
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Ice Cream Dice Aug 13
Here's a tough one for you folks. Light pink or dark pink?
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Finlam Elman Aug 13
*DM looking over backstory* DM: Your character's father was head of a now-defunct secret organization called "Section-C"? Player: That's right: "Sec-C" for short. He wants to revive it. DM: ... Player: You could say, I'm bringing Sec-C back 😎
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Lorna 23h
I’m doing d&d character commissions! £25 will get you a full body drawing including props and weapons, additional characters will cost extra If you’re interested in me drawing your dungeon dude send me a message on here for further information!
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Dmitri The GM 21h
New Life Goal: Be able to still be an adult while waiting for the next four hour block where I pretend I am a Dwarven Samurai. The struggle is real.
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Amber, Queen of Dragons Aug 12
chats with coworkers: “How many Pokémon does the dungeon master get?” Me: “....all of them.”
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Charlton Hero Aug 13
A live action re-imagining of the classic ! Amazing!
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PaladinDad Aug 10
How does the dash mechanic work? I’ve been trying to jog my memory.
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d20mag Aug 6
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PERRY ✨ 22h
Drew Caspian with 's character Shiver ! Sweet...gay boys
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Lil Burger 🍔 Aug 11
So for the short time I’ve been playing Dnd, I’ve seen some dumb shit happen, but... I’ve never seen someone roll a DOUBLE CRITICAL FAIL LIKE THIS OMG RIP
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Jones Aug 13
memories The best part about inserting dishonest vendors is it creates a real hatred for that specific NPC. As a DM, I live for the moments where a specific voice or phrase kindles dark memories for my players, it's usually where I end the session.
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Jones 12h
memories One of my players asked me how valuable Dragon parts would be. How much gold would an eye or a claw or a tooth be worth? I had no idea, straight deer caught in the headlights, but I should know this stuff right?
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Pastel Greasers Aug 11
some more friend dnd characters, this time posting on sunday for
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