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DasBoSchitt 21 Jan 18
A determined father seeks out a new world for civilization. Gets stuck behind a bookshelf.
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MTL 20 Jan 18
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ComicBook NOW! 21 Jan 18
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Richard de Nooy 22 Jan 18
An alien gets stranded in America. All he really wants is to get home, the poor wee bastard, but instead of letting him leave, like any other tourist, the yanks want to capture him for experiments, possibly by plastic surgeons, because he is very ugly.
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desmond 20 Jan 18
domhnall gleeson gets trapped in gay baby jail while oscar isaac receives double penetration
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thePaperDon 20 Jan 18
Space hippy practices mechanized agriculture
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Jan Mellon 20 Jan 18
Worst design flaw ever explained
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lorenzo 21 Jan 18
1. siblings almost fell in love because they felt like a connection but like, didn’t 2. Dude went looking for his dad but lost his hands in the process 3. these group of good guys almost got beat but little furry jungle dudes helped them win
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Mark Jacobs 21 Jan 18
Replying to @benshapiro
Alien comes to Earth just to race to Arizona to get a ride home but knocks up a woman on the way
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Kevin Smith 20 Jan 18
Matt Damon has to be rescued... again
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Heimish Conservative 21 Jan 18
Beethoven fan rapes and assaults people.
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Dave Phillips 21 Jan 18
Replying to @Loxley_1975
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Prof. Charles X. Xe-Xyr♂️ 24 Jan 18
A movie about monkeys that find a big black thing and a computer that won't do that for Dave.
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Plant Pot Waffles 6 Feb 18
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Karlos 22 Jan 18
Man questions reality after taking drugs from a stranger
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Jonathan Cristol 20 Jan 18
Astronauts pose philosophical question regarding a god's need for transportation.
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Octobermystic 20 Jan 18
Immigrant mistreated by government relies on juvenile resistance group to access telecommunications network to contact original domicile in space.
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Feraz Ozel 23 Jan 18
Dude in a galaxy far away kisses his sister, gets hand chopped off by Dad, ruins nephew and meditates to death.
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Chair "Horseface" View 20 Jan 18
Aliens come, shoot some green shit at will smith and some drunk guy shoves something large into an aliens hole.
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Kelly Campagna 21 Jan 18
Is Trending On Twitter, And It’s Hilarious
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