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Bradlee 1 Mar 16
I don't have one
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Sassy General Hux 1 Mar 16
"I guess we can..."
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The Last Hurrah 1 Mar 16
But why, God? Why?
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Barb is Barb 1 Mar 16
Married for 23 years
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Kage 1 Mar 16
My hand fell asleep
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Kage 1 Mar 16
2 bottles, no cup.
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mia pinchoff πŸ’©πŸ€³πŸΌ 1 Mar 16
What! Me...? Poop??!! NEVER.
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BoJack Horseman 1 Mar 16
Pretend we never met.
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Portmanteau Jones 1 Mar 16
Trying to cut back.
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I'm Just Dan 1 Mar 16
What's a "dating life?"
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Alex Musseman 1 Mar 16
I'm sorry, you're right
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africa by toto 1 Mar 16
"Haha, uh... what life?"
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A Jen, Duh 1 Mar 16
Just kidding, I’m married
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A Jen, Duh 1 Mar 16
Hell No *Swipe Left*
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Some Kimberly 1 Mar 16
Art of Manipulation/Seduction
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β™” Kylo Ren β™” 1 Mar 16
Always ends in choking (See what I did there?)
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Maxwell Dunn 1 Mar 16
Sorry, I'm busy reading
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Heath😈 1 Mar 16
I Have Daddy Issues
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Logan Bradway 1 Mar 16
Doesn't Exist I'm Awkward.
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DanaCortez 1 Mar 16
I'm married. Non existent. . πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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