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Jack Mackenroth Jul 12
I found an origami porn site. Unfortunately it’s paper view only. Doesn’t this hat make my ass look big? Shameless selfie before heading out for the day.
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Ben_Zs_dog Jul 16
All Becca talks about is what a good dad these guys will make. is she ovulating? Or is it just
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Lexi Jul 14
It’s nothing that my man does or who he talks to I just will never trust a MAN because MEN are trash and not one has proved me otherwise. That’s how I was brought up 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Chase Paradise 16h
If could sue their parents for the money they've spent on therapy maybe the housing market wouldn't be so hard to get into.
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Topher Benavidez 4h
Working on my daddy status and how I qualify
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Lexi Acevedo-Allen Jul 14
Nothing screams pure sadness and fatigue than a bowl of chocolate ice cream and taking a nap at 8pm.
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Matthew Jul 10
If you had to deal with me today, I’m sorry. 2 1/2 hrs of sleep, waking up late for work make for a grumpy old man.
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𝒱 12h
Replying to @Viktoria_MSP
16. 100% my mom because my dad moved away when i was 6
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JJ 🤘🏼 Jul 14
To the girls who got , including me 💯💔
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Suga Cube🔮 Jul 12
I love the song this is my wallpaper i vibe with it👌👑
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Alexander_Has_Baggage Jul 8
A happy family?...Yeah, before Mom told my dad "the security chief" he had a son...shortly afterwards she was mysteriously murdered and I was made to look at her dead body before being sent away to live with strangers.
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Thuso™ 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Jul 14
Hey in case you're looking for young ambassador. She's ready
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Relationshipandshitthoughts Jul 13
If a girl is 10 yrs younger and super into you, SHE HAS , just find out what cologne her daddy wears and ride her like Yoda on Luke baby! she'll cheat anyway, so, don't waste your money on condoms she won't mind and you probably have HPV already so
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ryan 🔮 Jul 16
this is how I learned how to life
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Gabby Jul 13
i have the kids this week AND my parents are in town ... makes for a very quiet and well behaved gabby ... trust me come monday, i’m going to let my hair down ... whew ....
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Peaked in High School Jul 13
My dad’s snoring is almost as loud as the eternal screaming in my head that keeps me from showing any sense of emotional sincerity to anyone and everyone around me.
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Brockwoman Jul 15
I’m glad that my dad & I have a mutual understanding to not follow each other on Twitter. He can’t know that he raised a hoe💁🏻‍♀️😂
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Ameed Ali 12h
My father just told me to get a job .. Me : I turned 18 that doesn't mean you get to get rid of me !! I'm still your son....you young man have some responsibilities...
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Bella love Jul 14
F 18. Im a good girl here, looking for anyone who wants to pay to see whatever they want from me
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Josh Kotler 38m
At his heart Trump is a coward. He is a coward because he has no self-confidence. He has no self-confidence because his dad gave him everything as a young man. That's why he is attracted to dictators and autocrats.
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