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Dad Bod The Pod Jul 19
Why is the letter B so cool?
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Gerraint ® 15h
I made an origami television set. All the channels are paper view.
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Gerraint ® Jul 13
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll be, chicken?” The chicken says, “I’d like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor, in an iced glass with a handle.” The bartender says, “You want the bar across the road.”
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Khalil Sehnaoui Jul 15
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
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Darren Carter 3h
It's not an Uber it's a Moo-ber 🤠
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Timothy Imholt Jul 17
What animal can jump higher than a mountain. All of them, mountains can’t jump.
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Amanda Brinkman 8m
Dammit I spit my drink out with that "Friends who pray together, stay together" for days
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Mike Benton 2h
Q: What’s a wood pallet’s favorite band? A: Knotty by nature.
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Sean Griech 6h
Replying to @SeanHagey
But what makes him so fun?
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Bad Jokes Bear 4h
What note does a piano make when it falls down a mineshaft? A flat minor. 🤷‍😸😁
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zi-zi Jul 17
and I said, “Tuesday.”
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Front Runner Roofing Jul 19
Fri-nally! 🙌🎉 Enjoy your weekend!
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Encompass Advisors Jul 19
We love Mike Perros's ! Happy Friday!
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Chris Pelletier 4h
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Maechael1916 Jul 16
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Caleb Ewan 9h
My team told me I had to be flying for this years ! So here’s a picture of me doing that😅
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Random Jokes 8h
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
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Liquid Shadows Jul 16
I guess you could say this dude was a SERIOUS cokehead...
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Chris Rossetti Jul 17
Replying to @EdWiley
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Dad Jokes 7h
Replying to @ShahyXv @nerdyflow
I’m Brian, a dad who likes to draw . My favorite movie is Inside Out. Here’s my art.
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