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Dhruvin 21h
Fall is here so take a guess. What kind of car runs on leaves?
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Joe Martin Sep 23
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Pete in Texas Sep 23
I don’t know about y’all, but this bathroom...rocks
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BadPuns.com Sep 23
I crossed a dog with a hen. Got pooched eggs.
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Ҝ𝕪ℓเ𝑒 ᒎ𝓸𝕣∂𝕒ή Sep 24
Camouflage truck for sale. Recent paint job, needs new tires.
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Eddie 🏒🏈🎸 Former Diehard Leafs Fan Sep 23
When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Badumbum!
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Matt Fawcett 20h
A canopy is the most snarky yard accessory. It's always throwing shade.
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Laura Lake (Michigan) Sep 22
“Yolmer the shoulder” I’m dead.
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Rahul Pathak Sep 23
This isn’t mine. It’s from a fb group I joined. 😂
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True Professional MC™️ 11h
𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 / 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄’𝐒 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝟔 📺🎭💥 _ *** Video Continues in the thread *** _
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David Lamb Sep 23
An SQL query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks "Mind if I join you?"
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iMute Sep 23
Today's Like and follow to see new every day!
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Ryan McGee 6h
Today’s homeschool lunchbox note. You’re welcome.
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Mikedqrealestate 23h
Take a long walk off a short Pier. @ Downtown St. Petersburg
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Matt Fawcett Sep 23
I used to be against being an organ donor. But then I had a change of heart.
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Richard Blackwell Sep 22
I misplaced Dwayne Johnson’s cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can’t believe I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.
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Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸🧩 Sep 23
I could tell a joke about pizza... but it's a little cheesy.
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Steven Chambers 24h
Let’s see how long we can draw this out... @ Oakville Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram
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Brian Chang 2h
The wife let me label the spices!
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The Real Bobby J 🇺🇸 Sep 23
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