Twitter | Search | |
Search Refresh
My Name Is Tom Nov 15
And yet yous ('us') sing anti-catholic songs, abuse catholic players and fly your wee fleegs
Reply Retweet Like
Sue Ellery 37m
TFW you start buying Christmas presents from 2018 Summer Reading Guide and buy 3 for yourself and 2 for gifts.
Reply Retweet Like
CMoney Nov 13
I should have asked out when she was interviewed at my work. !
Reply Retweet Like
Bree Campbell 23h
See below for the actual question!
Reply Retweet Like
Mike Rigby 2h
Oh, what have you done, Lee?
Reply Retweet Like
Erastes©🍷🎃🐶🐶🐶 Nov 13
When your incense arrives and you realise you have no way of lighting it. 😵👎
Reply Retweet Like
Simon Bell Nov 11
Meant to say Poor old Pro
Reply Retweet Like
Graham Eva Nov 15
Difficult to take too seriously. Half way through a Westminster OB, they kick out and wheel in the vacuous Gina Miller! No, really ... 🙄
Reply Retweet Like
Mikee Nov 15
Damn autocorrect 🤪🤦🏼‍♂️— but… not it
Reply Retweet Like
Brandon the Fibber 8h
Interesting morning. Stepped across a gap in between platforms and slipped, left ribs took entirety of the blow on a steel ledge. Couple fractures and an incredible amount of pain. Yay for the weekend.
Reply Retweet Like
Sheep, Out of Her Head 2h
Congrats Rob! Hopefully you add more dates for this numbskull Sheep here to buy! Lol
Reply Retweet Like
Alan Wong Nov 12
Wanted to run 2 errands today on a surprised day off. 1) go to bank and transfer old ibm pension stuff over to my bank 2) go return my old license plate sticker and renew the new one. And both banks and gov buildings are closed today.
Reply Retweet Like
BigJMcC Nov 15
In an emailed response sent via comms officer Jillian Moore, Regional Solicitor Demetri Kachafanas said: No, Council cannot discuss its remuneration behind closed doors & all discussions about its remuneration going forward will be public." !
Reply Retweet Like
MagnusSchulzberger Nov 15
Lost my crypto bridge password today - hairiest few hours since my last beard trim!
Reply Retweet Like
Laurie Keindel 21h
Entered! I have to tell you about my blond moment. I heard a spot on Up about not needing to check your twitter feed, if you listen to Up at work. Yeah, it was me...I didn't recognize my own voice. !
Reply Retweet Like
sean Nov 15
Soz, that's what I meant
Reply Retweet Like
Paul Rendall Nov 13
How can he be cup tied when he played against west ham u21s really some people are a bit vacant
Reply Retweet Like
Whats for pudding? 2h
Falling for the same trick, what an idiot
Reply Retweet Like
Incredibly Chill Nov 15
Met at a coffee shop in AR. He stood by me pouring 1/2n1/2 in his coffee. All I could say was “boy that cream is thick”
Reply Retweet Like
mimmerzon Nov 15
I wonder if one decent politician could think of filing a bill to make the Gov’t benefits for Senior down to 55 yrs old. Life expectancy in this day and age is alarming.
Reply Retweet Like