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MyEnergi UK Sep 24
The face you make when it's sunny outside and you forgot to plug your in!!
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Katie Langford Sep 19
Only I would go on holidays and leave my travel money in the house 🙈
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Tiger Tom Sep 18
Brunettis is now in Flinders Lane. The diet is dead. 🍩🍩🍩
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Steve Smith Sep 20
You’re having a drink in the North Bank and Sol Campbell walks in.......so you obviously then take the worst selfie ever
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Corey Tait 11m
Not paying attention I’ve missed bus
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Bruce 32m
Replying to @hugorifkind @JuliaHB1
Don’t be daft! Day off with your mates, new slogans, new hashtags, pictures with people who should be at the gym, ‘marching’. Pub after. What’s not to like?
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Blake Lipton Sep 25
Nothing worse than forgetting it’s and forgetting to wear your lobster tie.
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paul perkin. 15m
When you open the doors on a left hand drive car & get in the passenger side!
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Kirsty Sep 24
Replying to @hockey_laura
Guess who’s not there? 😂🤔
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Jenny Eclair Sep 19
So much for dusty pink linen and embroidery
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RMS Sep 22
When you've spent the better part of a week confused as to why Samba shares no longer mount, after moving home, only to discover the "hosts allow" section of smb.conf was set for the old network configuration.
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Stephanie Chockley 45m
Replying to @starclusterr
I thought everyone thought this. Is it really an unpopular opinion?
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Tracy Hargreaves Sep 23
Loving my new crossfit trainer socks from so comfy and great value. Although just realised after wearing them all morning, they are on the wrong feet.
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♥ katherine ↠ Sep 25
Replying to @missaribella
Lmfaoooo 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 dude I be liking peoples shit on purpose cuz bitches be on my shit WAY to much like you wanna be on my shit let me like you shit to be a bitch 💁🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
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Professor Cognome Sep 23
When you go to to keep a with yourself, but realize upon arrival that your is NOT in your car after all. So you drink , tweet and brew guilt, instead. !
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Karen Baxter Sep 25
Guess it’s the wrong day to wear a short sleeved dress and sandals??
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Ben Jakes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sep 23
Ah sorry didn’t realise AK and Bharat Sports were two different clubs
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Jobey 💃🏼 Sep 17
Just gone to look at renewing mollys 🐾pet insurance and it seems I’ve insured a cat for the last year 🙈
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@alistairmas Sep 22
Replying to @biggsthebeast
I meant them all on their phones!
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Rachel Thompson, Compassion Advocate Sep 22
A guy snark tweeted me about what I shared yesterday RE: (I was 11 years old at the time). He asked why I "didn't just call 911. Easy enough to do." Sure, if it had existed where I lived in 1975 Stop making assumptions about survivors and our stories.
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