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Oliver Clegg Feb 18
ME AS A DUNGEON MASTER: ok please everyone make believable characters with coherent backstories ME AS A PLAYER: hello yes I am Bagsnipes the amazing goblin bard who plays the spoons and only has proficiency in cobbler's tools how can I help you today
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ModernCryptid 17h
thoughts: How dm's deal with dragons Type 1: Dragons are horrifying, dangerous creatures of legend Type 2: Dragons are just large friends. Smart boys. Type 3: Dragons are creatures full of ancient wisdom Type 4: The DM is horny on main for dragons
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ModernCryptid Feb 19
thoughts: Tieflings will often wrap their tails around the wrists of their friends while traveling in large crowds. If it's a small friend it's so they don't loose them. If it's a large friend it's so they don't get lost themselves.
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ModernCryptid Feb 17
thoughts: Bards are the friends that encourage self care and tell you to drink water while they themselves haven't slept in 14+ hours and have eaten nothing but fruit roll-ups for the last two days.
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ModernCryptid 7h
thoughts: Tieflings with larger horns have a hard time with flower crowns but sometimes make little flower chains that they wind around their horns.
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ModernCryptid Feb 16
thoughts: It's very common for high elves to have Heterochromia that results in rings in their eyes
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ModernCryptid Feb 16
thoughts: Halflings are essentially grandmothers and will always offer food to their friends and fellow party members. They also always seem to have food on them somehow.
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ModernCryptid Feb 18
thoughts: Warlocks are the cryptid people you meet at a 7/11 or a Walmart at any hour past 1am that offer life-altering advice before buying a 6 pack of red-bull and vanishing into the night
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ModernCryptid Feb 19
thoughts: Give me sophisticated goblins because I love the idea of a famous inventor goblin that dresses in very tiny fancy clothes.
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ModernCryptid 7h
thoughts: Goblin ears are incredibly mobile and can rotate quite a bit instead of moving just up and down like elves. They'll twitch toward sound automatically even if the goblin isn't necessarily trying to listen for anything.
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Lea Feb 19
Dice are great, but let's not forget the heroes that keep them safe!
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ModernCryptid 15h
thoughts: Drow with pointed teeth/fangs may not be the most practical thing but it is very fun and sexy
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LadySaladPuddin Feb 19
Me, a disaster DM: don't worry~ My players: WE DO WORRY!
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ModernCryptid Feb 13
Valentine's thoughts: Tieflings are used to not being wanted so they take every opportunity to show their partners how much they want them. This can show through things like getting their lover some rare gift, or in things like remembering their favorite ways to be held.
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ModernCryptid Feb 18
thoughts: Sorcerers are the kind of people who never had to study in school and always did really good- then they got to college and immediately just went "fuck"
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✨ Zizi ✨ Feb 19
One of our party members is trying to get her gf to play w us so she made her this chart and I’m dying
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ModernCryptid 15h
thoughts: Drow reality tv would be amazing. It would have the pettiness and drama of regular reality tv but turned up so much further. Like the middle sister drinks the last of the wine and the youngest spends 3 hours in a private interview swearing vengeance.
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Walrock Homebrew Feb 15
Though the Opportunity rover has gone on to robot heaven, it can live on in your game. Here's a fairly-accurate statblock for our rover friend, and a nearly plausible reason for it to exist!
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RIOT623 Feb 19
WIP map using for a homebrew setting
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ModernCryptid 17h
thoughts: Wizards are absolutely wild creatures because one day these people just picked up a book and went "I'm going to learn to shoot fire out of my hands"
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