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Ron Smalec 9 Jan 15
Redstoners unite! The time has come. we need a clock block.
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Steve D'Amico 23 Jul 17
Why does the space-time continuum always speed up when I’m edging?
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Jared 6 Feb 13
Waking up right before an awesome part in a dream because your alarm clock went off.
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Bramble 10 May 14
I'm defiantly the worlds biggest clockblock
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colby 14 May 15
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BBC Three 24 Oct 15
STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING and change the clock!
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Zachariah 2 Nov 13
I'm In Arizona Our Clocks Don't Change
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Midnight Gary 19 Mar 13
I was throwin up the "\m/" to some fat chick today in town, and my Rolex literally came off my wrist and shattered on the street
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muz 30 May 13
This guy at my school was going to get head off this girl but he couldn't get his trousers off because he was wearing skinnies.
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Swimmer Girl Probs 2 Jan 15
You should know not to stand in front of the clock. Nobody likes a
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Alex Barry 19 Feb 13
How does my alarm know how to wake me up right before I get laid every night?
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Jimmy Kimmel 11 Jun 16
We kept one VERY patient fan busy for more than 7 minutes…
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Morgan Hair 10 Feb 14
I was having a dream last night that I was kissing my girlfriend, and then my alarm clock went off. Yuppp I got clock blocked.😐😂
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Andrew Gorcester 17 Sep 15
I'm really glad the hashtag is and not .
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[ashton] 9 Feb 12
Someones trynna find out the time and you break the clock.
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IAmCoreyMarshall 14 Apr 15
I hate waking up right before I get whoopee in my dream.
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jetson. ⭕ 31 Oct 12
>>when your alarm interrupts a sex dream
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Lyndsay Rush 16 Sep 15
Are we calling the story yet?
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Tom Giles Nov 30
Big time from Robert Williams
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Jessica Lucci 8 Aug 18
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