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Kranberri Jam 🍺💜🍮 The Kraken Künstler 6h
Me: "Gonna get some art done tonight!!" Cat: "THINK AGAIN HUMAN."
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Andrew Harder 15h
This is what happens whenever I'm trying to get dressed...
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Jenna Riedi Feb 26
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Kranberri Jam 🍺💜🍮 The Kraken Künstler Feb 25
Is it my fate to be a hostage for the next couple of weeks?
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danny_ebooks Feb 27
Can't wait for dinner ...
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danny_ebooks Feb 26
Absolutely love what I'm having for dinner ...
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Sarah I Feb 27
So just taken my dog for her walk & saw my cat sitting in somebody else's window!! No wonder he is so fat having about 5 meals a day that one!!!
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Kranberri Jam 🍺💜🍮 The Kraken Künstler Feb 22
When you're working and the cat you're sitting for decides you have better things to do with your time.
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StruggleMealPro™ Feb 26
I can't sleep because of my cat biting me every 30 minutes. I've been up since 4.
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John Feb 24
The reason I returned the damn thing
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Sonic the Amazing Cat Feb 20
The floof struggle is real. ☁️☁️☁️
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Alissa Davis Bernstein Feb 25
Anyone know why my cat is obsessed with paper?
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Miska Fredman Feb 20
Now I know what's worse than a child with stomach flu. A cat with diarrhea.
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Jem Feb 23
Sooo thirsty but Pickle has just got comfy on me lap
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Kealie Mardell Feb 23
Today I was woken by the cat jumping on the oven and turning on the gas 🔥 That'll get you out of bed on a Sunday morning 🤦‍♀️
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Jaspar Powell Feb 22
When the cat sits on your laptop... RIP
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Carolyn Keith Feb 20
Woke up to my cat Popcorn attached to a plastic bag, with the handles wrapped tightly around his neck, like a noose. Not sure how long he was like that, all night or just a little while, but wow...lovely thing to wake up to. He's fine, but...am I? 😱
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🌱Hopkins🌱 Feb 21
The worst part of life! Any part! You can't name a worse thing to do on this planet! I bet you my fucking left leg that anyone would rather do anything than scoop kitty litter! I love my cat to death but I hate her fucking poop.
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Sarah Grace Feb 22
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Ol Spangler Feb 20
Tonight I moved the fan so Gus, the cat won’t unplug it from the wall. He is so confused.
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